Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
genius_man16 1
now don't be so harsh. Maybe there is another guy at the grocery store who's name is also John and whom also owns a yellow mustang.... >.> gotta think positive here
mrsmaguy 0
Oh yeah *rolls eyes*...I don't think there is a case of mistaken identity here. Btw #12 (twidragon1000) your comment made absolutely no sense. I really think that you need to reread that post and edit some stuff. There are a couple things that may be happening in this situation. #1: This could all be true and you're life really sucks. #2 This girl might be well aware that you are in hearing proximity and just doing it to be a hateful bitch. There may be no standing behind these words. Whichever the case, FYL. I wouldn't want to be in that situation. When I was in middle school this guy who liked me used to deliberatly follow me around in the halls with his friend. He would talk about his girlfriend "Mary" that doesn't exist, but happens to be my name. So people are weird like that. I wouldn't just pretend this didn't happen, find out what the truth is.
shelbtron 0
thank god he has a discernable name like john..
mekeskidi_fml 0
You are talking about MY boyfriend!
mongorian 0
Why does he drive a mustaine if he works at a grocery store?
CitizenSnipz 0
She should insist on a double date.
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
Rob017 12
good one lol
eddy1sis 0
hahahaahah
m0tl3ycru3 0
It's all just a coincidence
firepowahhx90 0
ouch, dump him. sounds like a jerk fyl.
Forever2204 0
that really sucks though
AAAAHHHH12 2
John Tucker MUST DIE. :D
Silent_Harmony 3
I would confront him and say " So I met your OTHER girlfriend today.."
avoidthegirl 6
This.
FML_in_general 0
yes because guys' comeback for that has never been "i dont know what you're talking about"... FAIL.
girlwithmoodeyes 0
OP: hey, hon. met your OTHER girlfriend today. BF: jenny? OP: no... BF: laura? OP: uh, nope.. BF: ellie? OP: no....! *and so on*
Shock98 0
ugh double post.
LeashYouUp 0
YDI FOR LIVING IN USA
blaze0130 0
go **** urself
jannie22 0
**** you
dasin 18
im thinking more cuase a yellow mustang and while he works at a grocery store
artcgirl 0
uhhhh. before you do anything drastic, find out if it is really him
MissCuteStack 12
are you à idiot of course its him
M13LO 0
leashyouup your a horrible troll.. if your going to troll at least say something like ydi for listening to other peoples conversation op: this is where your key meets his nice mustang..
skim1994 0
rofl key? i was thinking more of a knife or a metal pole.
redbluegreen 41
Didn't you use to troll M13LO? What happened?
Jllybn 0
Keying a car is weak, go straight to the source because the car didn't cheat on you, plus if you key the wrong car the owner might try to key your face. Being mad is a waste that energy anyways.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Chainsaw + Metal pole = Bye bye mustang.
YeTi_MaNN 0
Kick his ass but don't mess with his mustang... it's just not right.