Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
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red_headforlife 15
What asshole friends.
zebraumicornz 6
BLIND date. You don't know anything about them.
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Comments (46)
Supahnova 14
You didn't ask questions? Like his name or....anything else relevant?
zebraumicornz 6
BLIND date. You don't know anything about them.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Well OP's username sure pointed out that she knew his name now.
Prettybaux 6
They could have lied
BlondBeachBunny 4
If Chris is his name.. That's a pretty common name. If they did tell her, she probably didn't think twice about it. And I feel your pain OP. that really sucks. Had something similar happen to me.
ragzy 7
15 - a mate of mine split with a girl as they were a bit psychotic together. He decided to try eHarmony and his best match was said ex. At least he saw the funny (ironical) side!
jgriff79 23
Sounds like "what about Mary".
RinaRina 9
"Something About Mary" :)? Hihi
red_headforlife 15
What asshole friends.
PinkKawaiiChic 10
Get REVENGE!! Haha.
alexowitz 8
Sound like you need new friends, sorry OP :( it's one thing if it was just an ex, but a crazy one. Lol
spekledworf 18
It took my 16 months to shake off my crazy, obsessive ex for good.
HortonThelephant 15
You need new friends OP. That is a horrible prank to play on someone, and should tell you all you ever need to know about your 'friends'
KVKdragon 26
I'd find some friends who actually care about your feelings. I wouldn't want to be friends with people who mess with my feelings like it's a game. And anyone I know who turns into monsters like that instantly gets excised from my life without a second thought (if it can be done anyways, like for work, school, neighborhood, etc)
Blurgas 16
Eh, it's possible the friends didn't know exactly how bats**t crazy the ex was, but yea, probably time to look for new friends
bestnameright 14
I wonder what they told him to get him to come... By the way it doesn't seem too bad I think they're still friends.
Welshite 40
OP described him as obsessive, so I doubt it took much coaxing.
inzunza 5
-____- really 8...
BellaBelle_fml 23
Guys, bestnameright is 13 and his location is 'your Mom's bed', these two things alone make his comments invalid.
chocolateisyum 12
Why didn't you ask what his name was? But you do have shitty friends.
TipOfTheHat 10
Give him a second chance, to remind him why you got rid of your ex the first time.
halfbloodprinces_fml 4
All that will do is cause the ex to get even more obsessive, and worst, when OP does decide to break things off again, he'll think he has a chance since OP accepted them back last time (hence, more obsessiveness). All in all, not a good idea :p
perdix 31
If he was perfect the first time around, he perfect enough to try again. This time, try to make it work! Having someone obsessed with you can come in handy.
Bibliovore 26
But he wasn't perfect the first time around -- the relationship ended.
perdix 31
Oh, he was perfect, the OP just fumbled on that one. The "friends" we're just giving her another shot at perfection.