Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had a lockdown in our school for 2 hours because a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted my mom telling her what was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying "I'll tape it". FML
Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
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Top comments
Ellimac21 14
Sorry if I sound stupid, but I'm glad your hungry instead of dead. Still, I don't get why they did not send you all home if they have the guy... Unless they think someone else has a gun? I hope you had a proper lunch after that... One thing I learned, both during school and work, is always have food and water in your bag. You never know.
cuz803 46
If that was a real firearm, it's better to starve a little bit than to get shot!
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Ellimac21 14
Sorry if I sound stupid, but I'm glad your hungry instead of dead. Still, I don't get why they did not send you all home if they have the guy... Unless they think someone else has a gun? I hope you had a proper lunch after that... One thing I learned, both during school and work, is always have food and water in your bag. You never know.
cuz803 46
If that was a real firearm, it's better to starve a little bit than to get shot!
RichardPencil 32
It's better to be hungry in the classroom than to go out and eat hot lead!
Mysterious_one 26
at least you won't starve to death ...rather than death by a fire arm have no idea why are you complaining ...chill ..eat some papers .. read a book ...you're lucky they caught the firearm and that lunch won't be your last meal God forbid