Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.
OneLittleAdditio 9
I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.
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Comments (112)
Giluh 19
Drink more. Feel the spirit!.. wait...
sarah6786 14
I ignored the comment and just stared into the face of that picture for a long time.
BlowinChronic 18
My face kind of looked like 53s pic when I saw the original commenter's pic.
RobynPayne 3
Uh no matter what u should of pulled it together. I've been there done that...
ThatChick151 2
Please not Canada, please not Canada, oh sh*t, Canada.
horneyhic 15
Oh course it's us nobody parties like us this ones just a wuss who can't handle it
havok87 11
Don't feel bad. Could be worse; you could be sober. Church sucks as it is.
deaddonkey 15
You should have held off the heavy drinking until after you became a god mother
Idiotsspoutcrap 6
Maybe they were having a celebration the night before and there are others who are hungover. Without more info I cant say it was a ydi.
horneyhic 15
Ahh suck it up try driving 600km alone like that with only 4h sleep atleast u only have to be alert for 2h max
AllyyK 9
#4 Your picture is going to give me nightmares.