Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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kittycat1597 10
If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!
galaxystar2 6
Christmas card for next year!!
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Comments (64)
galaxystar2 6
Christmas card for next year!!
teamlightskin 14
If yu cant handle yur liquor, DONT DRINK!!
kittycat1597 10
If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!
sillyyanks 24
Yeah girl! You showed him!
FMLshark 12
Is one "o" really that difficult to add to "you" and "your"?
then000bster 16
I'm pretty sure op meant to type like that. Itz lik hiz speechk iz zlurred it sumethin.
kittycat1597 10
37, You my friend are unbelievably accurate.
YacL 15
I'll have you know Yu can handle alcohol pretty well.
KageKaldaka 6
Your picture made me laugh harder than the actual FML did, and fits really well with your comment.
ICastillo 25
Well now we know who just got put on the naughty list.
LiterOfCola 16
You should probably take some Advil from heaven to balance out that hangover from hell
Jjgibbs 5
I feel like this fml and the one right above are from the same person
LiterOfCola 16
Why me?
dohdohdoh 13
Beer before liquor never been sicker.
SirCharles83 13
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
howdeedoo 22
Huh?
whatsupbitches 4
Awkward reference? :)
MelTheGreat 23
They're the rules of drinking, guys.
mikeymayhem_87 15
38 - they tested it on Mythbusters actually
Maria_Obligacia 14
and what did they find?
caysters 12
If I remember right, the order of the alcohol didn't matter, it was mixing it that made it bad. Been a while since I saw it though.
DasHaas 9
She should just put them on your facebook. If you don't like how booze makes you feel in the morning, drink less of it in the evening.
kittycat1597 10
That'll make one hell of a Christmas card.
DocBastard 40
Just wait until you see all the penises your mother drew on your face with Sharpies while you were passed out. Your grandmother is going to love the photos!
shawn978 9
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TellMeWhatsDeath 14
what an interesting comment you have there..
ICastillo 25
You can see the emotion flowing from his comment. How interesting...
gracehi 33
I found Shawn's comment truly moving. It's totally changed my world view and has inspired me to be a better person. Thank you, Shawn. I don't know how I've made it this far in life without the deep wisdom you've imparted. I feel both humbled and honored to be in your thread.
zombieslayer83 19
mom and grandma are just remembering the old days.