Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.
OneLittleAdditio 9
I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.
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Comments (112)
hotPinklipstick 24
I'm going to have to say you deserve it. There is not really a good excuse for that. If you knew you had something that important to go to today, you shouldn't have gone out the night before. If you 'absolutely had to', you should have paced yourself.
jnibbles 5
If she "had" to go out and drink, she may want to go to AA. She obviously would have an addiction if she "needed" to drink especially to an excessive limit.
hotPinklipstick 24
I agree, that's why I put the quotations around the words absolutely had to.
Myo_fml 20
And whose fault is that?
perdix 31
At least you'll have a nice trough to puke in. Sometimes cautionary tales are more instructive to kids than role models.
rhysfucker 24
Her only role in life is to serve as a warning to others...?
lilhellian 27
At this rate yes.. If she gets her act together then.. We shall see...
chocolateisyum 12
Well it's your fault, you're not getting any sympathy from me. And probably not any from other FMLers. You brought it it upon yourself. YDI
lilhellian 27
And yet 130 People have FYL. So far... Definately checking it when I wake up..
TipOfTheHat 10
They serve wine for communion, it will keep the buzz going till you get home!
Altar_fml 2
Sad to say, you make the average godmother.
SillyGirl4602 23
I have been to several baptisms. I am a godmother myself and I have never seen one that got so drunk the night before that they showed up to church hungover.
laurenlovesjb 20
How sad that you were the one chosen to be the godmother.
KingCeltic77 18
Shouldn't you be a better role model as a godparent?
dancer4life143 13
I'm not going to lie... I read that comment in Red Foreman's voice..
androiddestroya 7
As did I, but it's missing the famous "dumbass" at the end.
mizuki123 8
Am I the only one who sang the a7x song?
ErinBaby33 6
That's okay, Catholics find it completely acceptable to get drunk.
cristy91 33
Christ turned water into wine, it'd be a shame to let it go to waste