Today, I'm insanely hungover from a long night of drinking. I'm going to my nephew's baptism in an hour as his godmother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.
OneLittleAdditio 9
I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.
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Comments (112)
Welshite 40
You'll find no sympathy from me.
Sliim_Shaady 6
I second that comment...
bigtaytay 13
Make that 3
savage93 11
Any FML starting with,"I'm insanely hungover" is an automatic YDI.
perdix 31
Aw, OP, I'll be your friend. Let's hang out and watch MLP together.
HardWorkingDude 4
They're being too nice to you OP. You're an irresponsible jerk.
monstersocks 5
what made her a jerk? Irresponsible yes, but we don't know she is a jerk.
samasara 20
43. jerk for showing up hungover at a baptism.
bernardbrown 7
Can I watch too, perdix?
perdix 31
#46, of course, you may, the more bronies the merrier. Pegasisters are welcome, too.
lilhellian 27
Perdix the guy that had the wife beaters at the jukebox there?
lilhellian 27
Should have added coma's.. Sorry..
JocelynKaulitz 28
OP, You do know that baptisms don't include bachelor/bachelorette parties right?
happle 21
Hopefully the poor kid is too young to remember.
afropuffjake 9
At least 4 now.
gunner613 4
57: I'm not really a brony, more of a "pony fan," but I'll watch too.
amerikaninfidel 2
At least you will be making a great impression.
MoodyBlue320 11
YDI because if you knew you had somewhere important to be, you shouldn't have gotten drunk the night before.
amerikaninfidel 2
It's not your fault, the world needs a sarcasm text/font.
TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a "Holy Spirit" joke here somewhere.
sarah6786 14
She definitely had some spirit in her last night.
HortonThelephant 15
Just toss back a little of that holy water. Evil spirits, I command you leave the body of this woman! ( get it? spirits??)
herpderpherpderp 13
ba dum tss
KVKdragon 26
This is why I don't plan to drink alcohol unless it's for church services alone. I'm afraid of losing control with that stuff as a pleasurable drink -.-
cristy91 33
You don't automatically get insanely hungover the moment you drink. Most people can handle one or two and be fine, it's all about knowing your personal limit. Not trying to make you drink, just don't be afraid of it :)
vbmg152 19
You have to have this thing called "self control"! I didn't have it, that's why I no longer drink!
lilhellian 27
30 If it is his first time one drink could do it...
djgoreo 12
KVKdragon's 19 so it's probably good he doesn't wanna drink yet.
Laurenlou 24
Hey you guys, even Jesus drank wine! As long as you can say, "One glass and that's it," it's okay. (Or of course, know your personal limit.) I'm not legal drinking age and I never plan to get drunk. I don't like the idea of being drunk and I definitely do not want to deal with hangovers. Alcohol isn't an evil thing by any means. It's the person who misuses it that is bad, like OP here.
lilhellian 27
61 I've told that to someone who preached alcohol was bad.. She got real pissy and didn't end well.. She has'nt been preaching since tho..
KVKdragon 26
Never in my comment does it say alcohol is evil or vile. I just don't want to lose control like the OP. I'm just giving myself that expectation since I'm already addicted to chocolate lol
Laurenlou 24
Sorry 68! I didn't mean to imply that you thought alcohol was evil! I was just throwing that out there! 63- Wow, someone should have read her Bible more. That's an interesting story.
Ayada 10
You should have thought of that before you went drinking.
OneLittleAdditio 9
I have nothing against having drinks once in awhile but if u knew you had a big responsibility why did you do it? Especially when ur supposed to be setting a good example for you nephew as his godmother.
laughtersplay 14
YDI. If you knew that the next day would be an important occasion, why would you consume that much?
bestnameright 14
Hey maybe the kid will get a hilarious story for the rest of his life (it's not funny yet but...)
mjacv2 5
That was my thought too.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I can't vote FYL on this... this is just a YDI.