Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Comments (129)
2ralos 6
I'd help her out, I HATE Bronies
6demon6spawn6 12
I would love to mop the floor with you.
Mrfox1324 1
I think the brownies created Molestia because they can relate.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
i don't hate the people who watch it, just find the show and fan art of it relating to stuff i enjoy immensely annoying.
hammonds92 21
They just hatin cause they want her buttercup
Darkness_Hate 29
And they said that firndship is magic..
graphicstyle7 17
I like Bronies! What did your sister do to those gentle souls?
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, "love and tolerance" amirite?
DarkWolf420 1
Hard to be loving and tolerating when you are met with hate and violence simply because someone doesn't understand...
LightningNova 13
That was never a thing.
mrmcleod 29
Oh my god. I want an update. Being as that I'm a Brony myself I'm intrigued.
violetmango 5
I never heard of a Bronie
xluciferx666 21
It's what people call teenage to grown men who are really into My Little Pony
Fwibblwfwabble 11
OP has to post further details on this because I want to know how played out, and what led to this situation.
ZorroRooster 19
But, true bronies would be all about acceptance and tolerance. What could she have said to make them THAT mad?
lastunusedname 11
I imagine there is an interesting story behind this.