Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Kids these days aren't scared of anything.
RusticChick 27
You really showed them...
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relaxedninja 18
that sucks!
ThatTennisKid14 13
There's a button for that...
WhatsYOURname6 25
Kids these days aren't scared of anything.
mz135 12
This kinda reminds me of the scene from Step Brothers where the kids from school make them lick uh something gross
fighterjet93 19
The scene you are talking about in Step Brothers they made them lick old dog shit!
fsxman1 11
They are saying the scene from stepbrothers. I call it 500% fake!
lmelendez 7
Except of being embarrassed...
the_real_dvd 21
Because parents aren't allowed to backhand them, when that's what some of them absolutely need.
depressingrage 5
You only need to take out one before the fear sets in and it smooth sailing from there.
big_red_05 4
Agreed
mariusistheman 10
I would have made them bleed then they would learn. Only way to make them learn these days
sharedcat 6
It's not that they are not scared, it's that they have no respect
shinikageWolf 15
I think they are allowed to back hand their kids twice in one instance before it's considered abuse. "Mom you're a bitch" smack smack, spank, spank "say that word again, and so God help YOU I will knock you out"
RusticChick 27
You really showed them...
RenoTheRhino 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, no she didn't. That's why this is an FML.
laden_swallow09 35
She was being facetious.
Nicholas12 15
37 are you ******* retarded she was being sarcastic
amisenho 11
Guys, cut Reno some slack. Rhinos have notoriously bad short-term memory; he probably didn't remember what happened to OP.
RenoTheRhino 30
I understand the sarcasm, but I feel that it was a dick-headed, unnecessary comment on such a post. That being said, **** you all.
Random4Dayz 19
I guess it depends on how many there were?
RenoTheRhino 30
Yeah. OP could be a boy or a girl. And for all we know, there could've been like seven 10-year olds that woke up ready to brawl.
RenoTheRhino 30
Oh..sorry. I didn't see that OP's a girl.
MisterEx 28
OP's gender is irrelevant. A bunch of 10 year olds will beat you up even if you are Hulk Norris.
kingodsucksville 18
Wow man, chuck Norris could destroy a group of all 10. Hulk Norris would kill
lnheritance 19
Given that OP is 22 he/she can't exactly fight back. Unless he/she wants to go to jail.
Scynistr 20
It's not like OP could really do much about it.. I mean.. Decking a 10 year old kid isn't gonna look good to the cops regardless of who started it.. FYL OP.
slyde32 12
op "it was self defense" cop "against a a bunch of ten year olds?" not to mention all those kids will back each other up and get the fake cries going
Bigfabthetruth52 22
**** that if its like 7 to 8 ten yr olds trying to jump me while walking with my young sister or niece I'm not looking at them as kids at that point. They just would of have to been dealt with accordingly as little menaces that like to exhibit grown people criminal behavior and would get whatever I felt needed to come to them.
zZLightZz 13
is it illegal to pepper spray children?
DArthurVaderian 18
I don't care how old they are if they are attacking me and my sibling they are done. I would leave them on the floor.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
How do you let that happen?
Maaska 16
She probably couldn't hit them back because they're minors
AoC15 10
Don't need to hit them. You can push, throw etc
Soloman212 28
That's what you get for bullying ten years old kids into not bullying!
CharismaGeek 19
Umm, what? OP didn't bully anyone. They talked to those kids. But how did you get roughed up by some dumb 10 year olds?
Soloman212 28
We have an unreliable narrator. For all we know, OP could have been bullying them, and they might have just been standing up for themselves! Or I might have been joking.
littlekellilee 45
At least your sister had someone sticking up for her. Hopefully they didn't damage you as badly as they damaged your ego.
hkhan24 23
That's bad but nothing too be ashamed of. It would however be humiliating if you were a guy.
Respect101 17
It's humiliating either way, if you're a boy or girl. At 22 years old a girl is way stronger than a 10 year old. A man at 22 would be extremely stronger(upper arm strength) than a 10 year old.
RenoTheRhino 30
61, we don't know exactly how many little kids there were that beat OP, who is a girl, up. I'd like to see any average person try to defend themselves against 4 or more 10 year olds who are punching and kicking as hard as they can.
Respect101 17
#64, yeah I understand that part, I was just explaining that it's going to be humiliating for a female or male. But yes numbers do play a huge role in this FML. If I were OP I would lie to people and say there was like a hundred of them. Just say, I was fighting them off one by one and then two by two, but the numbers became to great for me.. I was forced to succumb to the brutal beatings of 10 year old kids....
trellz17 19
OR have your sister take a self defence class so she can beat their asses. Sorry if that was harsh lol I just really dislike bullying.
Respect101 17
I don't think anyone truely likes bullying, only the hardcore bullies with issues like with family or something think they like it and gives them superiority over others. But yeah I totally agree about taking the self defense classes, maybe OP should go with....
Respect101 17
family issues* just realized I just put family..... sorry guys.
trellz17 19
I'm sorry, but the first sentence is difficult to understand.
Respect101 17
I just reread it and I don't even understand what I was trying to say... I confused myself.. Just ignore that comment lol.
thisiscool19 14
I'm sorry op but one question how did that happen?
raspution 21
Op didn't want to hurt the 5 kids that attacked her.