Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, my sister is being a complete jerk, hogging the TV (we listen to music on it) and is being bratty about it too. She smirks at me behind my parents' back, and says snarky comments too. When I tell my parents about it, then she acts all innocent and LIES, and then they don't believe me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15
the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?
crankawank 19
How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious
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Comments (75)
redfoxman01 13
Ouch
FrostyyFML 15
These dislikes hurt me.
DeadpoolBeast13 11
Nice pic of red death
MisterKnowItAll 15
the **** does it matter if you provoked her or not if she pushed you off the damn boat?
andrmac 25
You should ask your parents what happens when you provoked her to push you off a cliff? I'm pretty sure they call that 2nd degree murder.
crankawank 19
How old is she??? Not that her age would make for an excuse, just curious
Lalala579121 28
Based on the FML I'd guess 5.
arkh_angel 16
Not her mental age, her real age...
Xcizer 17
*dials 911* "hello ambulance? Please come quick we have a burn victim over here."
SkyGuy32 17
Just do the best you can, OP. Eventually you'll see your sister turn into a spoiled brat while you are tolerant of others and nice, which might feel rewarding enough.
tantanpanda 26
Nah, punch her in the face when the parents aren't around or burn her school work.
nanner6206 24
I'd say that's happened already.
latsyrk 3
She shoved you off a boat. Regardless of whether or not you were provoking her, it does not warrant her trying to kill you. I know violence is not the answer. . .but I think in this situation it's okay to punch a bitch!!. Your parents are mad at you anyways sooo why not.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
One of the many reasons why I believe people should have to take and pass an IQ test before becoming parents. Whether you did something to her or not, she had no right or reason to push you overboard, and your parents should have the common sense to understand that.
Kingbenford 12
I just imagine someone failing the IQ test and then getting their testicles smashed with a baseball bat
Guy1009 15
If the baseball bat doesn't sterilize them, you could use a vice grip on them.
Lalala579121 28
If someone actually failed an IQ test that would be impressive.
Helldemon 32
To be fair, when they say pass I'm sure they mean above a certain IQ.
DanielleinDC 34
I would settle for them getting a vasectomy.
Genkai 3
I'm sorry but your statement is very abstract to take an IQ to become a parent wont change anything someone who isn't as smart as others wont automatically treat there children bad smart people do that as well families well off do that much more often so please refrain from saying such idiotic things please it aggravates me to read that someone actually believes such nonsense because that test would make no difference how smart you are does not determine how you treat someone your personality does. Oh and make no mistake I'm not an adult
screweverythin 16
It's not about the treatment of the child but the competence to raise a child without passing on one's stupidity that requires the IQ test
LostInTheZone11 29
Push her overboard. Onto the propellers.
mattyiscool123 26
That would be attempted murder, chill the **** out.
shsndbrb 4
Not if its just murder
trucker2 33
Just wait to you get home and put super glue on the toilet seat....you'll have her ass in a matter of seconds
_EnderDoge 22
Quite literally.
False_Stupidity 42
And hope the sister is the first needing to go... I can see all sorts of ways this can go horribly wrong.
trucker2 33
Well if by chance he scored one of the parents he could always toss the empty tube of super glue in her room....
Fairyjoshy 13
And when the sister claims that the OP planted the glue in her room, they'll believe her because they're predisposed to believe her. (And in this case, she'd be right) Didn't think that one through, did you?
dontknow1 19
Don't worry about whether your parents prefer her or not, just do what you think is right and move on, life will be unfair sometimes.
mattyiscool123 26
Does this mean your sister can shoot you and your parents would be mad at you because you "provoked" her?