Why?
Broomfield, United States
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Brony
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ely, United States
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
anna
Hattiesburg, United States
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Sad vegan girl
New York, United States
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Brian
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Anonymous
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
ninaaaa
London, United Kingdom
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Top comments
jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Candied_person 13
Rev up them gas chambers
HereNReady 13
There's a conversion rate. I think it takes 10 bronies to equal one adult male so you should be ok.
TallMist 32
What did your sister say/do?
Johnisnotcool 1
I've got to be honest with you this sounds incredibly easy.
baxterlondon 10
that sounds hilariously awesome, plus if you "accidentally" kill some of them you can claim self defence.
thathobothere 17
You'd damn well better defend her! Getting a sister like that is like winning the Genetics Lottery!
themetalstickman 19
There's an interesting story behind this one, I know it.
RageWolf16 31
Haha. A herd.
MuffinponeFml 15
Lol, every Fandom definitely has its fans who obsess way too much. (Depending if she was just joking around and they got butthurt or if she actually attacked them verbally) Either way , there is not enough information here.