Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Comments (129)
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I suppose not all bronies love and tolerate. Did she do or say something to insult them for being bronies, or are they very angry people who just happen to be bronies, or is it something else? A lot of people want to hear the story of after this post, but I wouldn't mind knowing the story of before it.
Ashd09 30
I once had to lock myself in the bathroom for almost 3 hours after I mentioned to my brony cousin that I don't like the show. He chased after me with a broom and tried to "knock the bullshit out of me" Sorry OP. Some fanboys/girls are crazy
ahomelessmario 9
Brownies are two-bit tiny-dicked 40 year old fuckos that jerk off to Flutterfuck and her retarded friends.
somedude601 10
…I really, really hate my fandom sometimes.
sjimpleton 18
your not alone
LovelyDeadGirl 13
I very much would like to know the story behind this.
fliz 17
Please follow up on this
Cebolamole 13
Bronies can't get that angry, it goes against being a brony!
Cilg1244 17
lmao no one likes bronies
codyslong 12
I'm not even sure what this means
sexypvc24 10
I like MLP. And i don't even know what a bronie is.
thecman25 14
"faggets"