Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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uchihadesendent 14
I'm a brony and trust me all bronies don't love and tolerate at all after we are just human
ShadowGenius 12
Step 1. Buy 4 bottles of white glue Step 2. Add coloring and mix it in. Step 3. Show bronies what happened to the other multicolored horses that ****** with you.
tormcn 26
So Google informs me 'Bronies' are fans of the My Little Pony series that expand outside the target audience. Typically men. Isn't that cute? Haha.
sjimpleton 18
just search clooping into google i dare you
TallMist 32
Not all bronies are cloppers.
Wolfipoo 31
That's kinda confusing but hope your a good shield OP
Tyrez 32
Hey Bronies! Stop watching a little girl's show and watch something that does't involve magical horses!
BlackFire4890 16
I'd LOVE to hear the story behind this post...
Sentaru 7
I clicked on "FYL", because I know from experience how easy it can be to upset a member of any fandom, but I'd still like to know what she said. Seeing as I'm (technically) a brony, and get lumped in with all of the Rule 34 people for daring to like something others say I shouldn't like (nothing more amusing than your sister calling you a manchild, while you look over her collection of 80's cartoon DVDs), there's a possibility that she could have deserved the outrage. On the other hand, some bronies are way too easy to upset.
ThatDamHuntress 20
Not just bronies Mr. Sentaru. Whovians, Potterheads, etc.
Sentaru 7
@#92: I know. That's why I said at the beginning "I know from experience how easy it can be to upset a member of any fandom". All fandoms have their easily upset members, their creepy members, etc. Probably why it annoys me so much when the MLP Rule 34 gets singled out as being deviant, when every show EVER has Rule 34, kid friendly or no.
ThatDamHuntress 20
This needs a follow-up. What the hell happened. On another note never insult any Fandoms we Fangirls and Fanboys get mad easily.
Axel5238 29
I'm wondering what happened, but it doesn't seem to take much to piss off certain fans. Simply saying you don't like it or don't get why it's a thing will draw a strong reaction from the fandom. I've noticed usually, the reaction is worse than what the person said or did which leads to the impression that they are very man childish. You also, see the same from kids growing up with Pokemon that take any criticism too far.
carrollchicken69 3
Don't worry, not hard. Bronies are a bunch of immature *******