Why?
Broomfield, United States
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brony
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ely, United States
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
anna
Hattiesburg, United States
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Sad vegan girl
New York, United States
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Brian
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Anonymous
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
ninaaaa
London, United Kingdom
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Top comments
jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
dubleduke 11
They are pissed off guys Who love stallions
Daevas 18
Mares.. The main characters of MLP are mares.. (￣Д￣)ﾉ
jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
ohjoy15 33
@#2 And what made them so angry? I have so many questions...
thawny_fml 21
I imagine OP's sister posted a YouTube comment and the neck beard army went ape shit over it.
soulreaper12296 28
She probably said the show is stupid.
JKPwnage 27
Aliens guy: "Bronies."
uglyheadedbitch 20
"I don't like my little pony" is how I'd imagine it would happen
Kazze 31
44: One time on Facebook a guy on some page asked me if I watched the show. These are my exact words: "No, I don't. I think it's a bit creepy that anyone older than 8 watches it." Long story short, I had to make a new Facebook account. Not joking. So, your comment seems about right.
fortune789 17
It could only occur on the Internet, as 99% of bronzes are too beta to try and fight anyone in real life.
IWishIWasObama 12
@55 Why didn't you just delete your comment and block the people who commented?
Kazze 31
64: It went past that. I kept getting hate messages from fake accounts and stuff. It's annoying having to block people left and right. I ended up deactivating my account, waiting a few months, then making a new one. I was planning on making a different one anyway, so it wasn't that big of a deal to me.
Adidas1223 4
I have a friend who punched someone in the face for making fun of him.. So 99% is a bit extreme..
wyverntail 15
I bet she insulted Fluttershy. I've seen people freak out over that. Honestly, I like the show, but I don't obsess over it like this, or make other people feel bad for their opinions
pimrol 16
go home brony above me
Skylarconner 14
stop being a prick guy above me
bearstyle22 11
that would be one awkward herd to fight off
Steffi3 40
I don't know why they are angry with her, but it's nice of you to stand up for her. You go, OP!
kameron018 18
Good luck OP! You're going to need it.
bwinski 19
i would definitely like to hear the background behind this post but good luck either way!
1dvs_bstd 41
'Here we see a herd of bronies in their natural habitat. The bronies will fight off and defend against other species with little to no hesitation.'
Queen_of_Night 20
Either throw muffins at them or something to clop to. They'll forget about her completely.
6demon6spawn6 12
you are a ******* moron, there is nothing wrong with enjoying any show whatsoever. you probably enjoyed twilight or 50 shades right? now tell me which is truly worse. an innocent colorful cartoon, or straight out ****?
Kazze 31
What the ****, 50? How does that have anything to do with this comment? Someone's a bit defensive...
False_Stupidity 42
I think we found one...
Octwo 16
Someone called his life's obsession over a child's TV program stupid. They get pretty butthurt when that happens.
randomname98 22
#50, I pick secret option E: all of those shows are bad On a different note, #67, your picture fits the comment perfectly
jamescrazy96 17
Go to her profile... It says she is one!!
Queen_of_Night 20
Just so you know 50. I do watch and like the show and have friends who are serious bronies. I mean that should be obvious since I referenced muffins i.e. Derpy. That doesn't mean that many Bronies aren't creepy as hell. Less than a week after Season 2 finale aired typing in "Queen Chrysalis" yielded so much ****... So much... weird... hole filled **** *shudder* All I wanted was a reference pic so I could cosplay her (I have cosplayed Fluttershy and Spike as well). But I had to bust out the brain bleach instead. My comment was funny. It's a TV show. Chill.
lj19717 19
Just to be safe, give them Clop involving muffins.
Speshelphreak 13
Get some carrots or a whip?
katydid91 31
Don't forget the sugar cubes!
Mauskau 36
This sounds like my idea of fun. Oh, hang on...
MDoremis 38
Uhm... Play dead?