Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Those tablets seem pretty baaad
michaelaranda 28
You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.
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xlord 27
Those tablets seem pretty baaad
evilscorpi 29
it doesn't only grow the hair on your head
ThirteenThirteen 27
Your wording is impeccable.
gordjess1 19
Sounds like a baa-ad situation
Stillo 25
Don't get why people are down voting this :D it's fun!! :D
michaelaranda 28
You should check out the forums of popular health websites. They give really good advice that tell you what anything youre taking will actually do to you.
bearstyle22 11
Was I the only one reading the list of how the pubes are growing in a daft punk tone.
1dvs_bstd 41
yes, captain Solo, yes you are.
bearstyle22 11
I guess I have sick tunes in my head at all times then.
1dvs_bstd 41
Would that be the imperial march?
bearstyle22 11
on occasion yes. so touche sir, touche
sicksadworld1317 30
It's time to quit those vitamins. It's good to take a multivitamin daily; but for your hair you could use a volumizing shampoo and deep conditioner. There are also strengthening top coats to help your nails grow. Good luck, OP!
khoov19 20
keep up the good fight and keep that lawn manicured
8Dirty1 24
you got the buckwheat
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Huh, I assume OP is taking Biotin? It's done pretty awesomely for me, especially with my hair growth. Maybe they should try a different brand.
sweetnsourrr 11
I wish it would have done the same for me, but that didn't happened. Instead of helping my skin, it made worse by giving me back acne and tones of ance on my face and I had to stop using that asap. It done ****** up my hormones.
nkb94 18
I feel your pain. I'm taking those and they're making me grow hair on my neck!
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Were you taking biotin or something else? I'm a big advocate for Nature's Bounty Hair, Skin, & Nails vitamins. They've worked awesomely for me so far over a month & a half.
nkb94 18
They are the Nature's Bounty gummy vitamins. They were working fine at first.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
That's so strange, I wonder if they could have been interacting with something else you were taking? I have no idea.