Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
And someone who acts like that is not someone to have a crush on or even be friends with.
Aiden89 23
Ouch, sorry OP
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Comments (7)
Mungolikecandy 19
And someone who acts like that is not someone to have a crush on or even be friends with.
Aiden89 23
Ouch, sorry OP
bluhbluhbluh 14
Very. Rude.
WeirdUS 30
How much time have you actually spent with him? Just someone being nice to you in school doesn't they want to be your friend.
NPDclusterBaware 8
Now you can crush on someone else
Leviathene 34
Guess what, at least you were brave enough to ask for it. Now you know what he thinks of you, so hopefully you can move past him. Good luck OP.
Kristoffer 35
Bullet successfully dodged!
0neiros 14
Your answer should have been - "Because until now I thought you were a decent human being, and worth getting to know better as a person. Guess I was wrong, you are a sack of shit inside bad skin."