Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
Today, I confronted my sister for teaching her kids “extreme independence”. It’s really just code for doing the absolute bare minimum required by law to keep them out of foster care so she can spend every waking moment with her new boyfriend. If I cut her out, I’ll never see my nephews again. FML
Today, my sister called me a selfish cow, all because I wouldn’t let her have a portion of my daughter’s life insurance check so she can go on a shopping spree. She’s more upset about that than her niece passing way. FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML
Today, my sister in law threatened to call CPS on me because I “starved” her children when they spent the night. I didn’t starve them. I made an actual home cooked meal instead of the microwaveable or fast food crap she constantly feeds them. They chose not to eat and threw tantrums instead. FML
Today, my sister-in-law is refusing to let me or my children be a part of her kids' lives. She’s even going as far as trying to make my brother stop speaking to us as well. Why? Simply because I'm an atheist. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
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Anderling 33
[shows literal children shock value propaganda] why won't she let me indoctrinate them more???
Justkidding100 41
they're not your kids you don't get to pick what to teach them
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Comments (21)
Anderling 33
[shows literal children shock value propaganda] why won't she let me indoctrinate them more???
Justkidding100 41
they're not your kids you don't get to pick what to teach them
poopface82 25
And how old are these girls? If they’re young children, you’re a heartless bitch. If they’re teenagers, you’re probably still a heartless bitch, but at least they can make up their own minds.
mike3775 39
What is it with most vegans who just cannot fathom why they get blocked/cut out/blacklisted because they shove their views down peoples throats. If you had done that to my kids, not talking to them would have been the least of your concerns
cuz803 46
Here we go again with the stupid vegan indoctrination. You people truly are crazy. At first, you people try indoctrinating adults such as your siblings and cousins. Now you go after your nieces and nephews?!?! YOU HAVE TO STOP!!!! I think a frozen drumstick to the head is deserved for your despicable actions. How foolish.
RichardPencil 32
Too bad you didn't have the whole week. You could have taught them about QAnon, vaccines, MAGAism and Jewish Space Lasers. Kids today need a proper indoctrination, I mean, education.
Jall8089 9
Not cool. Think about if the shoe were on the other foot - if you had kids and she babysat them, would you appreciate her giving them a presentation about how the physiology of humans is for an omnivorous diet?
phippsgirl 3
Or just giving the kids a delicious cheeseburger.
IHaveThePower 18
I can pretty much promise none of those videos are even close to reality, and are altered to make shit up, because animal cruelty laws are actually enforced in America.
idragosani 17
Definitely something you should have asked about first.
dasin 18
"animal rights"? why not just "rights"?