Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Top comments
jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Comments (129)
6demon6spawn6 12
clearly your sister deserves whatever is coming to her, this really has nothing to do with you. let her get her ass handed to her.
ShadowGenius 12
You would make one shitty sibling.. Family before anything else
Ichiya 29
Besides its just a ******* show. Its not great show in my opinion but its average.
Queen_of_Night 20
This is exactly why people hate bronies...
Mons_fml 27
Seeing how you have responded to like 3 other comments on this one fml with the same childish defensiveness is kinda alarming concidering your age. You should start thinking about growing up.
tinytyler 12
Toss a Twinkie. They will go running.
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
If she pissed them off she should get what's coming. Which, when you think about can't be that bad
blackonblight 33
Like saying that the target audience for the show is children, although all are welcome to enjoy? That was literally all it took to get "bronies" angry at me, saying that the show isn't being made specifically to appeal to white male 18-35 year olds. The very term "brony" is one that bothers me because it forces masculinity on the fandom identifier. It's like "bromance" in the way it takes something perfectly universal and says "But this is for guys, none of that femme stuff. Pro-Bro, Bro." Why do you have to "bro" the ponies to make it acceptable? It's MLP. It's not new. It's ponies.
Mrfox1324 1
I'm a brony and I think the jokes about us being 30 year old pedophiles are funny. I don't get why the other bronies have to be such assholes when someone insults them. The show is about love and tolerance but I don't get why they watch it if they just want to start fights all of the time.
Queen_of_Night 20
*brohoof*
ThatDamHuntress 20
Somepony's just need to chill.
sonnyrosa 32
Hahaha... this would be the BEST scene for a My Little Pony/West Side Story rumble.
teentee401 37
I'm guessing your sister was trolling on their forums. Sucks that you have to step in but your sister might deserve it if she was harassing them for no reason.
JarOfPeachz 9
there's unfortunately radicals in every fandom. =/
JTV6 9
I wanna know more to this story...
mataroki 13
seriously, a follow up is mandatory.
DoomSkuller 28
If she simply said she didn't like the show, then FHL, and those bronies need to chill out. But if she went and started bashing the bronies without provocation, she deserves it. Simple as that.