Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
Ah, those were the times…
Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Mind your own business
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Overpowered
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Bratz
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
School project
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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jentrynicole 20
How does this even happen?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.
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Comments (129)
redpanda39 10
This definitely needs a follow up. For all we know, they're right to be angry.
tdawg91 17
I've been through the entire Viral Thread website and not even they could come up with shit like this. I feel like asking how she found herself in this mess would be one of those questions I regret asking
bab3ruthl3ss 16
So much more context needed... I
jackycat 17
I've never needed a follow up so much.
Tutetheblack 20
Bronies goin to Bron
jaylamejores 12
What on earth are Bronies, can someone please share?
katydid91 31
In a nutshell? Guys who are fans of My Little Pony.
Iniezian 18
Adult fans of My Little Pony.
Lexipants 21
Where the balls have you been?
AAA_Starchild 8
Guys who are ridiculously obsessed with My Little Pony. They tend to act like certain characters from the series, and own a ridiculous amount of MLP merchandise.
hotrodharly4 11
Im a brony but i don't do much with the show except watch a few episodes every other week.
JKPwnage 27
Rabid fans of My Little Pony, typically adult males
6demon6spawn6 12
they are not just adult men, the people that say that are absolute morons. I am a brony. and dont listen to the care and compassion gimmick. thats absolute bullshit.
kieralumina 30
brony/pegasister: the name for fans (regardless of age or gender) of my little pony:friendship is magic. just like how doctor who fans are called whovians, sometimes certain forms of entertainment gain fandom/fan names.
iowacountrygirl 9
I didn't know what it was either
noel_2913 5
Apparently they're male fans of my little pony? I'm not even sure if that is true though... soo
Mirorbo 27
I wanna know what pissed them off, but given how overly defensive the MLP community is in general, it probably wasn't much.
Kazze 31
"Fluttershy is a *****!" *ignites a hellstorm*
AliGInTheHouse 24
We are usually defensive because we get criticised heavily. Not constructive criticism though; just getting hurled abuse.
J483 12
I really don't know whether to vote YLS or YDI.
Sandsh8rk 36
How could OP possibly deserve this?
Fas4wd 13
What is a bronie?
NinjaDitto623 14
A grown man who is a fan of the show My Little Pony
wyverntail 15
No just teens and adults in general. I know more girls than guys who like the show
interesting33 37
Your username is the question I asked when I read this.