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Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my sister told everyone she doesn't get mad at people anymore, and just accepts it. Today is also the day she folded laundry and threw my clothes around my room. Still not mad, just passive aggressive. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister went from choosing not to have kids because they just aren’t for her to being obnoxiously childfree. We can’t have a single conversation without her ranting about how much she hates children, and parents are pathetic losers. I have three kids and don’t want her around. FML
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Top comments
PurelyCanadian 18
She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!
Nmaredia 4
Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/
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Comments (43)
PurelyCanadian 18
She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!
Morqan_Freeman 14
Also, OP in the hopeful follow up can you enlighten us on what that project looks like? Our minds can only wonder what is said :)
bobsleighyer 10
gotta love your family !
Ashamed_Sister 60
I wonder what the title of this book could be. Maybe “How to get rid of your sister”.
FracturedMinds 21
23, your name fits so well with your comment.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Hopefully she wont delete her novel 3 years in because "I was jelly because Mommy and Daddy gave you moar attention than me"
Nmaredia 4
Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/
Tymaster5 22
Well OP you are siblings born to hate each other as kids.
Davids9199 14
Sisters are a handful sometimes she will love you in the long run though
saraitkddh 47
then give her reasons to love you
Bano360 25
Wonder how old she is? Judging by the fact it's an FML, I'm guessing in her teens at least.
Cemetery87 10
maybe you two should have some bonding time together.
Toriahh 21
Sounds like my sister. Just know you are better and don't stoop to her level :)
xXanna_ 18
And I thought my sister was bad.
jmx14 12
Well at least see the bright side of it; she was able to finish the project. Most people don't complete such task but other then that I feel sorry for you OP.