Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Mismatched
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Chilly
Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Top comments
alpuppy 0
I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis
ick_fml 5
no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.
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Comments (156)
BigD3452 6
#13 go to a doctor and have a cat scan. or go back to school and pay attenetion u can't write to save ur life
kikimonole 13
This isn't that bad. Have you ever moderated FMLs? Quit being a jackass.
italianprincess8 0
You should love yourself the way you are! Not all guys care about big boobs. Most of us dislike at least one thing about our body. Have more confidence, honey. :)
JuggaWhat 0
This one is pretty stupid
DLT_17 0
i don't think guys care (like i could judge). but seriously as long as there is a hole i think they are fine with you.
eggplantyhead 0
dude i'm a senior in high school, i'm an a cup, and i happen to have a boyfriend who doesn't give a damn. i probably don't even need a bra if i just wear looser shirts. it really doesn't matter. #49 - i'm also very skinny. but i don't look disgusting. it's only **** that's disgusting.
Puhlmann 0
The only FML in algeria
chondos 0
Hell, the bigger they are the lower they sag. Small chests are best!
Compass 0
@#13 hardcore Do you have severe dyslexia? Because I ocassionally Do you have severe dyslexia joke about dyslexia, such as calling it joke about dyslexia dyxlesia. Well anyways, your comment is really Well anyways messed up and jumbled around.
grrbeast 0
grow some or hope u have a nice ass
aschue 5
I'm not really into big boobs... as long as I can grab em I think their great!! XD