carrie
Algeria
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
nerdsgetmehot
United States
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
AlexSnower
Mismatched
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Anonymous
Chilly
Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Top comments
alpuppy 0
I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis
ick_fml 5
no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.
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Comments (156)
cadillacgal79 32
Mine are very perky actually.
Nyx7 24
Don't fake it darlin, breast size doesn't determine beauty
LucianDracul 8
there is nothing wrong with your body. you will find someone who is perfectly ok with it OP. Hell do you have a nice butt? that usually makes up for a flat chest, in my book.