Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
joe3_fml 15
You know what they say about big feet ;)
VampOfSavannah 31
There is no scientific proof to support that theory.
rich443 22
No I don't, please enlighten me.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
onlychildFTW 34
There's no scientific proof that big feet = big dick. But, lots of the girls I've met in school and so forth seem to think there is. So it may not be true but it certainly can't hurt. Haha.
kpohil 13
what they say is big feet big ears, then you must have a big thing. otherwise u ugly. if this is true imagine dumbo
rossea 21
How does OP deserve this?
aliceablaze 16
Big feet = big shoes ;)
Tossan1999 11
Stop killing the joke people :P
CandyPewPewPew 29
Big Feet = Hobbit
drkprincesslaura 11
That's what I was wondering. And it's an overwhelming number that's saying this. 0.o
quickit 24
Exactly what I was thinking.
cryssycakesx3 23
big foundation, big house.
Emyyy_fml 6
Big shoes duh
mct_1087 27
They be saying "Damn, you got some big feet!"
TheTurks 8
That they have a big.... Heart ;)
T1A2Z3 35
Big lower arms. They're generally the same length. Your wrist to your elbow usually equals your foot length.
Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
He's a LITTLE late for that...
Wolfparable 22
C'mon I never get to tell jokes let me have my out dated moment!
NeatNit 33
for the record that was remarkably clever :)
poppunkette 22
#10 they will always be making those hobbit films!
hitchhikerryder 20
exactly what I was thinking
zinoxity 23
I feel like penguin would be a more suitable and awesome comparison. But FYL op.
Tiegan_waz_here 8
I have the same problem don't worry, you're not alone!
Jasim 17
Or a hobbit. Which is cool.
fsomelife 26
What are you Tolkien about?
ruckfules85 34
Well bright side. People enjoy the circus :)
cheeeksss 29
But not necessarily clowns. Some people are rather terrified of them. I am one of said people...
Wolfparable 22
Real talk people who enjoy clowns are the strange ones
Ichiya 29
Op can then have fun terrifying people.
abcdog123 16
Acromegaly ?
LauraCoxyCox 9
I think this a genuine concern. Have fyou
LauraCoxyCox 9
I think this is a genuine concern. Have your hands, jaw and brow continued to grow too?
sstahpp 33
It's a honest career :D
StaySmexy 18
Woah I'm 6,6 and I can wear 13s
Neesalun 20
Aw! That really sucks! I wear a 10 women's, but am 5'8". I feel like a hulk at times and feel a tad envious at girls with size 6 or 7.
Angel1000168 16
I'm 6' and wear a womens size 11. My mum and sister both wear 7/8 and call my shoes flippers. It is a real pain in the butt to shop for shoes - most stores stock up to size 10. I feel your pain!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I am the same height and shore size as you. It's the worst when there's a super cute pair of shoes and it's only in the smaller sizes. However at least our feet are proportionate to our height, poor op would look like a hobbit.
drkprincesslaura 11
I know how you feel!! I'm 5'5 and wear an 11 WIDE! My feet are weird. Bigger in the front, smaller in the back. And look like they're a size 6 or 7. >.
hacksaw246 24
Peggy Hill is that you?
T1A2Z3 35
I don't know how you manage that.. I'm an 8 and I can rarely find shoes that fit me. Finding women's size 10 must be a nightmare. I'm so sorry.