carrie
Algeria
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
nerdsgetmehot
United States
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
AlexSnower
Mismatched
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Anonymous
Chilly
Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Top comments
alpuppy 0
I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis
ick_fml 5
no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.
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Comments (156)
little_musician 0
You shouldn't stuff, it'll get awkward if you ever get with a guy. However, it does make me wonder why people post about things they do daily instead of an actual story that happened during the day. The whole "Today,..." thing loses its purpose.
Vermelle 0
For the people who are confused, the post should read: "I'm a 23 year old girl who often wears two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I do have no boobs. FML"
sequoi 0
Thank you!!!
whjmsical 0
maybe if you didn't consider yourself a 23-year-old "girl"...
lil_ham1644 29
What? Her boobs would grow?
LukeKarr22 0
Great, here's another girl that has low self essteem...am I gonna have to talk to you on IM too?
frozenpandaman 0
I like flat chests though :P
sevbaby 0
i have small boobs! and i hate them. but after reading all this about people not liking those huge knockers, i feel way better. (: THANKS FML! hahahaha.
crissyspic 0
psshh, don't get to comfy!! lmfao...
uzupocky 0
The smaller they are, the closer he is to your heart!
lawlita 0
I like 35's way of thinking a lot.
LordLayAlot 0
How on earth is #2 agreeing with #7 and #8 if he commented before they did?
gammagamma 2
oh that sucks, I thought I was going to be flat chested forever, but when I turned 16 my boobs grew really quickly. But that does suck for you, I'm sorry.
TheKitsune 0
So get a boob job.