comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
goincrazy
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Dumbass
Soaking
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
Parked
Hamilton, Canada
Free Parking!
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
Anonymous
We've all done it
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
blabla
Brazil
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Cat poo
Smithtown, United States
Santa or Satan?
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Top comments
Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
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Secret_Ninjaa 35
How does one manage to do that?
apitrix 24
Who knows how one can do such a thing, on a bright side OP now has clean socks to wear! Go innovation!
archnarquibquib 21
The socks were probably super comfortable. I've almost gotten entirely in when I was wearing a bra. The sound of the water hitting the bra is what tipped me off that something wasn't quite right.
doodlecloud 27
35 - Yeah but you wouldn't have then washed the bra and still not realised XD
CFB_FRS 27
Maybe OP has hairy ass feet..?
PePziNL 20
Ass feet?
TallMist 32
Hey, don't laugh. Having to shit through your feet and walk on ass cheeks is the worst experience one could ever have. :(
babyblueyes 27
I know showering is a mindless task but damn lol. Saves you time on your next laundry load at least.
Unixxxion 22
true :") bahaha why wash just yourself... when you can wash your clothes too!!!!
skippydoda 32
Please follow up with how in the hell you managed that.
FaguIous 22
Haha! Saves you laundry time I guess?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
they must be pretty comfortable socks.
Fairyjoshy 13
I'm guessing fatigue would be the reason you forgot to remove your socks.
feven 32
You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?
sadistmonkey 19
Really strong tan line?
psychopolarbear 28
Or sprouted a fuzzy, cloth-like texture?
hippodankamus 22
............how
xxlittlemsanime 24
I've done it before OP. It's just like you don't even care until you feel come thing heavy and wet on your feet.
kirkaygri 18
I don't know why this is down voted? I've showered in my socks. Sometimes you're just so bone dead tired, you forget. Like if you've done hard manual labor all day in the heat and you just need to shower and fall into bed. That's when I've done it.
KayDee29 31
Hey, at least now you can save some money on laundry AND your feet smell nice!