Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Tri_fml 5
I only answer my phone 50% of the time - only person I've ever consistently answered the phone to is my girlfriend.. my best friend gets a 75% answer rate AT BEST. Don't take it personally, a lot of people don't answer if they're trying to think, or just aren't in the mood.. imagine it'd hurt tho :(
LyLa_fml 0
I would have walked up to him then and said HI.
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Tri_fml 5
I only answer my phone 50% of the time - only person I've ever consistently answered the phone to is my girlfriend.. my best friend gets a 75% answer rate AT BEST. Don't take it personally, a lot of people don't answer if they're trying to think, or just aren't in the mood.. imagine it'd hurt tho :(
Boomi 39
To be honest, I do the same thing, my friends don't mind. Then again, I'm also full-time college student and part-time employee at Whole Foods.
arienh4 0
Everyone's saying: 'he might just wanted silence or something' but what about the sigh?
LyLa_fml 0
I would have walked up to him then and said HI.
tincan 0
Maybe it's a bad day for him.
CptJackSwallows 0
#7, he would have to be really close to see the sigh. I imagine he imagined it due to the situation.
dani_fizzle 0
burnskeeez I woulda run up to him nd kicked him in the gonads and when he was looking up from the floor asking "why?!" I woulda said "you know why!" and run away but hey, posting the scenario on fml.com woulda been a close second :)
ICHC_16 0
isnt that from a movie?
mixedcalibaby 0
ouch!!
Master_Frie 0
Maybe he likes you and was to embarrased to talk to you at the moment. Even if you're a boy but then he woul'd be gay and the reason for not answering is because he thinks it would be easier to get over you if he avoided you.
rwac07 0
lmfao #14 that's so random.
lisajean 0
ahhh love #12. I thought this was quite hilarious. *sigh what does this b***h want!?!* lol
spillproof 0
Does he not pick up often? I'm not a good phone person either.