carrie
Algeria
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
nerdsgetmehot
United States
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
AlexSnower
Mismatched
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Anonymous
Chilly
Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Top comments
alpuppy 0
I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis
ick_fml 5
no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.
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Comments (156)
jollyholly414 0
jsyk, that is gramatically incorrect. I had to read it 4 times to understand it. and about the socks, that's sad
LadyWolf92 0
ok thank you to #30 for explaining that. wow
happygoluckyhh 0
And your bad at grammer.
funnyy_fml 0
'your bad at grammer'?? lol, let's hope you were trying to be ironic
LadyWolf92 0
ROFL! Hey english teacher, its "you're". as in "you are"
lawlita 0
Notice how they put it in quotation marks? That means they're quoting someone else...
crissyspic 0
small boobs better than big boobs? LMFAO! get real!!! see you may be sooo gorgeous, but if you're like an acup and really skinny and stuff, thats a bit gross. (have you seen **** with flat chest skinny girls on there? and how the boobs are like a finger apart? yeah!!) Too big(like d+), is a bit over the line and yes it does give back problems. Larger boobs(b and c) give better sexual pleasures when you think about it. Giving you bf a massage and your breasts lightly touch his back, or when you're on his chest, it's an amazing feeling for them. Im a c, and they're perfect. Not heavy, and I don't have back problems, and my bf loves them. So A is too small, b and c, are just right, d, too big. and boobs don't start sagging intil you're like 40! and it doesn't matter very much. as much as people say small boobs win, not necesarily true. Many guys, who have gfs that have small boobs say "i had sex with my gf and man is she flat..." at the end, after a breakup or w.e they end up talking. All the matters is, as long as you're happy with who you are, AWESOME! and as s long as your boyfriend loves it, it doesn't matter. don't stuff yourself cuz in the long run, when its time to get intimate, AWKWARD!
lv_troll 0
As a matter of fact, there are MANY **** sites dedicated to small breasts... a cup angels, i have small t*ts, etc. Trust me, they're out there!
musicluv262 3
Hey now Crissy, I know you're trying to just prove a point or all that, but all that puts alot of people down. I use to be an A and im 108, exercise and eat regularly, and watched my health. Personaly, I didn't feel that I looked 'gross' or anthing like that, and it is comments like that that put down girls with small sizes. Just be mindful of others next time please :)
heyyitslo 6
wait...so I'm considered wrong because I'm an F? somebody is judgmental :)
Uepari 0
Small boobs > big ones. Anything over a D actually turns me off.
bigraws23 0
as long as they're big enough to fill your hand it's all good
fastdrummer 0
all boobs are awesome (except for those very rare exceptions). bigger is a bit better but it's not even near as big a deal as you all are making it. I'm a guy and small **** are not a turn off. so please chill out and DONT STUFF YOUR BRAS! there arejust to many ways that that can be insanly weird.
Melpomene_fml 0
*sigh* I wish I could have smaller boobs. I'm naturally a 34 E. I'm getting a reduction because I'm petite and have back problems. Oh, and they've never gotten me a guy. So big boobs don't equate scoring a guy.
LadyWolf92 0
soooo... does no one wonder bout the 4 feet thing? im terribly confused
_DeadPixels_ 0
She just means that she doesn't need the 2 pairs of socks for 4 feet - the socks are what she's using to stuff her bra with. I needed to read it a couple of times before I got it myself XD
sam_stalker 0
Big boobs don't matter all that much. I have always had large breasts, but no bf