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Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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kinky44 28
That sounds toe-tally painful.
JustinJK 21
Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.
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Comments (93)
AllSoul 23
How did you manage that? But FYL, that must hurt like hell.
JazzHandsFML 28
I could see Maybe a pinkie toe. that's dislocateable (not a word) if he were to be in a hurry and tanks it on. big toes needs FORCE and other toes is just bad aim with sock putting on
tylercarolinex 21
OP was probably rushing
bosniangirl27 21
How is that even possible?
giantsfan2010 23
I'm guessing the sock caught between his toes and he yanked it up?
knightofdarkness 21
was there a stone in your sock?
StogieXX 11
Drop your rocks, grab your socks?
BigxXxDeal 14
you deserved that one... sorry but nobody should be in that much of a hurry to get socks on
TheCookieComet 23
why not?
Weirdo_Babe 13
I'm sorry but a lot of unexpected shit happen in our life And dislocating a toe while putting on socks is one of them So really why can't it happen?
monsieur_sammy 7
Seeing as you have no background knowledge on OP, you can't assume that he doesn't have to ever be in a hurry. That goes for anyone for that matter.
BigxXxDeal 14
if you're in that much of a hurry you should have got up or got ready earlier. no reason to be throwing socks on that fast. so why would you be in that much of a hurry?
BigxXxDeal 14
that's not unexpected shit. that happen because OP wasn't paying attention I'm sure. get ready earlier and you can take your time.
Sheepalicious 20
#30 you're a d-bag.
needagoodlaugh 34
Maybe their alarm didn't go off, maybe there was an emergency, maybe something distracted them. I could list a lot more. I'm just glad I don't have to be around you #4. It would be hard to live up to perfection all the time.
BigxXxDeal 14
a d-bag. I definitely am. sorry I don't injure myself putting my socks on.
BigxXxDeal 14
and #38 I don't ask for perfection. but I would suppose getting ready fast would be a good idea in case of a family emergency. but Im sorry still don't feel bad about their toe...
AllSoul 23
There are loads of situations that make he could be in a hurry. Imagine if he just got a call and his mum was just in a serious car crash and he had to go to the hospital (I really hope that isn't the case), would you not hurry for that? I think so. Would you not feel bad for the toe then?
BigxXxDeal 14
no. still wouldn't feel bad for their toe... I would hope the family member would be alright but the toe could stay crooked for all I care... I'm an ass I guess but I fully enjoy everyone else's misfortunes... kind of the reason I joined this place... and I'd venture to say that I'm not the only one
AllSoul 23
Are you Satan? Toes are the most painful thing.
BigxXxDeal 14
nowhere near Satan. i can be pretty heartless but not that bad and yes toes hurt but fingers hurt worse in my opinion.
ohSNAPyall 27
BigxXxDeal has no patience for anyone who doesn't toe the line.
Redpuppie 4
He could have a medical condition like ehlers danlos
Redpuppie 4
He could have ehlers danlos syndrome
bekkylove22 23
I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I dislocate toes just by walking... You don't know that the OP doesn't have a connective tissue disorder causing their joints to dislocate with very little cause. Maybe their joints go out more than they do! Sorry about your toe, OP. hope it doesn't hurt too much and that it heals soon.
FMLusername969 21
ok guys. enough with attacking #4. It was an innocent comment. #4 i read your profile and you seem like you're a nice guy so don't allow these comments to bully you into convincing yourself that you are a "d-bag" or "the devil ." They are the ones being malicious..
sorainu 18
Steer clear of tape on the floor. My grandmother once broke her toe by stubbing it on a piece of tape.
ohSNAPyall 27
Grandma's Toe: A Cautionary Tale.
hsbzjsnsos 12
What? how?
kinky44 28
That sounds toe-tally painful.
FracturedMinds 21
Your pun made me both groan and snort air out my nose in amusement. Take my upvote. spend it well.
superjewguy 19
if you can do that, may I suggest staying away from the cordless phone?
toshaleigh 15
people need help wow
FieldLeftBlank 20
Yes, I would assume that any dislocated body part requires medical attention.
JustinJK 21
Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.