carrie
Algeria
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Anonymous
Will people notice?
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
nerdsgetmehot
United States
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
AlexSnower
Mismatched
Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Anonymous
Chilly
Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Top comments
alpuppy 0
I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis
ick_fml 5
no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.
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Comments (156)
pommeblossom 0
This doesn't make any sense at all...
Dimaranien 1
whats with #13??
mubaki 18
yeah, reading it was like listening to a skipping record
FoxGlen 0
Just something that can be proportional to the body. Huge boobs just don't turn me one. Just manageable ones
andy_warhol 0
what ??? i dont get it hahaha thats why its soo funny.... i have no ideaa wahts going on
mynameizanthony 0
small boobs arent bad they usually look nice then huge gigantic boobs
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I'm flat-ish too. No big deal. Although I always think it would be nice to be a bit bigger... Ahh well, can't help it.
12em12 1
Hi, I like Ouran High School Host Club too!!
The0wn4g3 0
Small boobs are perfect. I hate large saggy boobs. I have no idea why it's "common sense" that big boobs are best. They're far from it really....
demons_dreaming 0
my girlfriend is 27 and she's "Barely a B". and by far she's the sexiest woman i have ever seen. it's all about how you feel when you stand naked in front of the mirror. We always get weird looks when we are together, because i'm six foot, about 350 pounds, and my girl is 5'4, 110 pounds, and drop dead gorgeous.
MissyKissy 0
You're an awesome boyfriend. When are you proposing? :)
aatomkins 0
Honestly guys need to stop telling us to stop worrying because we will worry. Guys worry about the size of their tackle and we are always going to worry about the size of our boobs, its human nature.
adamazda 6
if a girl has nice ass, i dont need to worry about her boobs size. that's all it matters.