Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Top comments
Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
Levvy 22
Hey, maybe it'll turn out to be enjoyable. Can't know until you try!
manuwish 9
is it your ego?..if she loves you she won't hurt you. If she wants to hurt you, ask yourself why! 3 times: why..are you with someone like that, ...you want to let her do something like that and,... was it even an option for a wager?
fangirlfever 5
better go with strap on no one has to know
jweinz 10
what was the bet lol
Rubbamonkey 5
Actually you'd butt sore loser ?
Rubbamonkey 5
Actually you'd butt sore loser :-)
rogerover 19
Lots of Lube!
SpartanMerc 18
Could always grow up and let her call you a sore loser for a couple of weeks til she forgets about it... or get penetrated and lose all self respect, and respect from your gf.
nameisname 12
Say "Who gives a shit that I am called a sore loser at least I'm not the one with a sore ass" then bend her over and plow her ass. Jk don't do that
Jetix7402 22
So what's the bet?