Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
DrJennings 9
Regardless of how confident you were in making the bet, you have now lost and must suffer (or not), or find an alternative... The way I see it. The bet was made take it like a man. Simply don't do something unwillingly. Curious though what she had to do if she lost if that was your consequence...
Missa_Sissa 10
Think about that the next time you ask her for anal. Sorry OP. Good luck.
Demon_of_Light 27
You have the right to refuse of course. It is your body. But it's bad faith to make a bet you won't follow through with if you lose. If there's no chance of you doing what you said you were gonna do, you're essentially asking other people to risk giving/owing you something without offering anything in return. So if you do back out of this, learn from this mistake, and never gamble with things you aren't prepared to lose.
berkeleyjake 13
if that was what she gets, what were you going to get if you had won?
frontmanmike 14
You have a prostate. Even if you don't want to, you're going to enjoy this and you're going to have a big embarrassing screaming O.
DiabolusIgnis 15
Just do it. You might like it. And if not, don't bet on it again :)
tomvertigo 17
If you are in no way okay with it then you shouldn't have made the bet in the first place. How you react is up to you.
myfmlsecrets 6
Literally lol
XThatOnePersonX 8
Today's lesson: never ever ever use sexual favors as a purse if you are uncomfortable with them in the first place
JulieLucero 18
why wouldnt you just be a sore loser? Unless you want the strap on...?