Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
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Top comments
inks98 14
Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.
Mathalamus 25
well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?
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Comments (47)
lexiieeex3 32
Okay so I get the creepiness it evokes but to be fair I can totally see that appearing cute if you have a daughter. If you only have boys or if you are the teacher in this scenario then sorry dude that's rough.
noisyboy4000 23
Yeah no, it's kinda creepy either way
HappyItalian 38
The song is actually by Maurice Chevalier back in 1957 and it's really cute when you listen to it. It was never meant to sound wrong and I don't understand how people would interpret it that way.
sinverguenza 11
She should've used Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls"
inks98 14
Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.
thestoryofacaleb 14
Don't see how.
ghostkillerzzz88 12
Why only two comments?
Mathalamus 25
well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?
thatguy240 27
This is why I always have my phone on vibrate.
kyu_Q 19
Got Emmmm
JpTheGreat23 19
Sorry
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Completely unrelated to your comment, but damn, sometimes I get the feeling some people comment stupid meaningless shit just for attention. Anyhoo, carry on #8, carry on.
Dexter83_fml 17
Turn your phone on silent next time
itsme82 18
Oh wow op.. That's not even funny. I do hope you had a talk with her about this. I also hope she didn't get you into any trouble.
SecundusSecunda 27
It is always hilarious to potentially ruin my significant other's life and cost them their job! Herp derp derp!