Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
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Top comments
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.
LovesSushi 25
Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!
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Comments (87)
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.
ballpython 15
Agreed.
EsotericBrent 29
Took the words out of my mouth, 1. OP, at least be glad you're not with that bitch anymore, I doubt she deserved ya to begin with.
tjv3 10
Sorry OP . Umm next time a girl tries to make you cry on FaceTime don't give her the satisfaction
saraitkddh 47
you deserve someone better
Gunnie 24
Damn, what a bitch!
Fmlsea 28
a double ouch ! ditch the bitch you're better off without her .
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Before ditching her, tell her bf you have herpes.
EsotericBrent 29
23 - OP please do this.
young_weezy_fml 3
jokes on her bf if you hit that, oh you didn't? fyl indeed
Lant 6
Your a clown dude lol. Screw all of you hating on him because u dont like the way he texts get off ur high horse
TheWindowLicker 13
30, are you high? Quit being butt buddies with 4, thanks.
EsotericBrent 29
30 - You guys gonna make out now, huh? Go ahead, stick your tongue in his mouth. That'll clear the air.
gc327072 31
^wut
EsotericBrent 29
My best friend's girl, it's a quote from that movie with Dane cook. Very good movie for mixed company
LovesSushi 25
Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!
SweetasCandy0609 28
people like her shouldn't be in relationships if she was doing something cruel like that just got a bet then she never really cared about you I'm the first place, get someone that is actually worth your time.
mattlw 25
Agreed. People are cold and heartless nowadays. Get somebody that is worth loving!
lincolnick4 19
Sorry to hear that OP. Cheer up, just think that almost every girl you meet now will be much better than her.
waffule365 16
Dam used in a bet that sucks bro
Megan639 16
Wait, was the whole relationship a sham concocted by her just to make you cry? What...?
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Stop going for the bitches actually get to know someone before developing feelings for them
Jivesliven 24
Yes, because everyone controls who they get feelings for..
ballpython 15
Yes, that's how it works. Everyone I have every dated started out with "Hi, you seem interesting, would you like to have a discussion?"
NeinKittenz 20
Because you can't go "that's a hot bitch" before knowing about there life. /sarcasm