Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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WebWarrior4991 9
I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...
TheOneButNotOnly 15
Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.
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WebWarrior4991 9
I imagine the insect's worst fears were realized as well...
Greycatsister 12
"Ping"? Was the insect made of metal? Anyway, you needed your protein to keep up your energy for more singing.
domolovesyoshi 33
Insects often have very hard carapaces which is why it sounds like a stone hitting the windshield when they ping off it.
jelrid 30
Man, that was some memorable protein!
tantanpanda 26
Seeing as how insects and bugs generally splatter their guts on the windshield, no, they don't "ping off" it.
TheOneButNotOnly 15
Little fella just wanted to hear your singing better was all.
shitstorm28 11
meat group! seriously though, if you're gonna sing while you ride, get a full face helmet.
mectain 13
I ride also, you should always wear a helmet at least if not full gear
asmb100 27
He probably did have a helmet on, just not full face helmet. Usually, for listening to the radio, you need a Sena or similar helmet mounted device.
xyris_fml 28
#16 a full faced helmet plus full gear saved my dad's life so I definitely see where #5 is coming from. Flipped over a car that pulled out in front of him without looking and only had broken knees and a broken foot. A chunk of his helmet just gone. Definitely could have been worse.
allforfun 23
40% of head impacts involve the face. Full face helmet is a must, coming from this 21 year paramedic and 25 year rider.
xx000o 27
Now that your worst fears are either behind or on you, do something with the rest of your life that even the bugs would be proud of.
Rented_eyebrows 18
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horneyhic 15
Really my worst fear with bugs on a bike is to have a bee go up my pant leg
freddygasman 18
down your shirt is way worse and more likely. happened to someone I know, and she was not happy when she got home.
False_Stupidity 42
I bet the bee wasn't happy either.
abNormal62 23
And they said the beetles would never re-unite ......
SaraWinterHeart 15
My mom got nearly knocked off the back of my dads motorcycle from getting hit in the face by a bee. My father was driving well over 100mph and back then helmet laws weren't enforced. She had a huge welt on her forehead.