Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Top comments
Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
shitstorm28 11
I guess you let your mouth write a check that your ass couldn't cash.
videogames4life 10
Be remembered as the sore loser. I would rather be a loser than have my butt violated by a strap-on!
Astrobomb 21
if he agreed to the bet, that's his own fault. he better pucker up and so being a little bitch
radiocaf 29
If she really loved you she wouldn't do it, surely.
AlnerRay 5
Really wanna hear how this pans out tbh.
koulz 12
I don't understand all the comments about him being sore and looser or that he might actually enjoy it. It's like you've forgotten he can choose the latter…
LaureGames 2
Well your first mistake was making a bet with a girl... We literally only make bets if we know we'll win, or have a trick up our sleeve
LaRodilla 4
If she loves you, she will not force you to do this. This is unwanted sex and would, for me, classify as rape. You lose no self respect by saying no. You have the right to protect your body?
LaRodilla 4
Sorry, that was supposed to be an exclamation, not question mark
rob2218 3
Either way you'll be sore, and either way you'll be a loser.
kakarot26 7
take it like a man op