kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Top comments
Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
saladgirl123 0
wait wtf..so u stuck it there or did a professional..?
sircapsalot 0
bs..
oxrox 0
So?
remfire 0
easy cum, easy go
honeybee366 0
that's not possible stupid! u can't have sex with an ultrasound probe so no, you did not.
awesomechica1229 5
You can't Lose your virginity by sticking just any old thing up your vaj, it's gotta be a dick!
anonymoustruth 0
Are you like 11, or do you seriously think you can have sex with an probe....
samantha_durano 6
hahah, #61.
Jasmine09 0
Wow some people are so strange.
errcuhhhmazing 0
i have to get that done in a weeek D: