kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Top comments
Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (207)
Batie_fml 0
you can't loose your ******* virginity over an ultrasound probe.
Major_General 10
I guess alien abduction is true.
JMoon617 0
you were just desperate to post something, a visit to the OB/GYN is not losing you v card. maybe when you lose your virginity to some lame dude you can come back with a story. keep trying!
deadsrs 0
So many people with the exact same comment... Can none of your be original enough to think about how the PROBE must have felt? Finally gets lucky and the girl goes and posts an FML about it... Sad day.
perdix 31
Is that what he told you his dick was? I once met a girl who was so stupid and gullible that I told her mine was a thermometer. She let me take her temperature, and wondered why I had to move it around so much. Then she asked me for the result and I told her the mercury spilled out. If it was a literal ultrasound probe, you still have your v-card.
deadsrs 0
Perdix... no. Just no lol
perdix 31
Is it the imagery of the molten* mercury that is the most disturbing? *I know that mercury is liquid above about -38F; I just think that "molten" is a good adjective in that context.
deadsrs 0
It's the whole thing. I'm not sure if one certain part or another bothers me more. Hahaha
LuukeCharlton 0
that doesn't count bitch.
mp73 0
you're stupid anyway for going to those scam artists called gynocologists. you deserve everything you got while you were "loosing your virginity" maybe that will teach you a lesson. stay far away from those idiots
jenni_1285 0
I hope you are joking.
deadsrs 0
Sadly I believe this is an actual opinion... Dear lord when will the idiocy end? This is like saying going to doctors in general is a scam and instead you should just rub mud on everything and pray for the best.
fishrocker 0
why were you getting an ultra sound as a virgin? haha in order to get pregnant and have an ultrasound, you have to have sex. so therefore you didn't lose your virginity to the machine, you lost it to the baby daddy.
jenni_1285 0
they use ultrasound to look at things other than a baby. They could be looking at the uterus or ovaries for other conditions.
shaythesuperhero 0
why would you be gettina an ultra sound when thats for babies. why would you wanna see if you have a baby when your a vergin? fail.
chikiitaaa 0
no YOU fail because ultra sounds aren't necessarily for when you're pregnant. and PS. you don't lose ur virginity unless you have had a penis in you. just because your hymen ripped doesn't mean anything !!!
rubix910 2
why were you getting an ultrasound If you're a virgin?