kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
amiemariej 0
this isn't an FML, losing your virginity is having sex, you did not have sex, you had a medical procedure done.
Kgirl2cute 6
exactly. fail.
TheCountess 4
Agreed, but since the mechanics of a vaginal ultrasound are similar to having sex, OP may have felt particularly traumatized by having a phallic object forcibly inserted into her.
elmolover8 4
Actually losing her virginity also means that her cherry popped... Just saying
Cinn_fml 23
No it doesn't. Because the hymen can break without having sex. A virgin is someone who has not had sex.
maddisonNicole 3
ACTUALLY! Sorry everyone is saying it. But some people count breaking their hymen as losing their virginity, and have a medical procedure where the hymen is rebuilt to make them a "virgin" again, where other people class having sex for the first time as losing their virginity. :)
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, well, they're wrong. For the simple reason that it's existance doesn't necessarily depend on the action/state that it's being used to define. I'm not sure it's included in any dictionary definition either.
Ft9princess 0
Ack I hate those things! They're so freaking cold.
hjrn 0
That is not losing your virginity.
slmjsanders 0
Gunna have to agree with some other people on this one. "Loosing your virginity" happens when you freely give yourself to a human.
stinkytruck 0
what about a donkey?
angry_girl 0
What if you charge?
Domonator 16
Why charge a donkey? if you're hung like a donkey, you won't want (or need) to pay for it.
rubix910 2
it doesn't have to be freely
epaisseur 0
or being raped by a donkey?
pink_pulse 2
Maybe she considers it losing her virginity if she bled a little? Depends on her definition of it. Sucks either way though.
chikiitaaa 0
too bad her stupid definition of losing your virginity is not true.
geoLa16 0
FYL
marcmcclelland 2
While I agree that this is not losing your virginity, I disagree about the reasons people are giving. You don't have to give anything "freely" as virginity refers to being "unused, fresh, or pure" and the state of being a virgin is simple never having copulated...so to all of you "born again virgins"..nope, still tainted and used :(
marcmcclelland 2
You know they thought it! I just wanted to express the reality of the situation you know..."if it was not skin, you've yet to sin" ect lol
babybubz 0
>_>
ShadowedHuman 5
kinky!
mlrowley 0
Haha your a virgin
jif_fml 0
virginity is a construct anyway. get over it.