kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
spadesghost 1
I refuse to participate due to the fact 50% of posters still don't know how to spell "lose". seriously kids, sound it the f*** out.
juicycouture12 0
why would u be getting an ultrasound if ur a virgin?
Cinn_fml 23
If you read some of the other comments, such as #141 or #160 , you'd know.
simsimma88 0
I highly doubt you did. Gynos know what they're doing and if you were a virgin, he wouldn't break it with an ultra sound.
LCabrera24 0
Dude that just sucks!!
suxs4ulol 22
why were u getting an ultra sound? if its causr ur pregnant then u already lost ur virginity
Cinn_fml 23
Learn to read, this has already been explained, there are other uses for ultrasounds than for pregnancy check-ups. Also, you've got access to the internet, research!
matthewbowers88 1
ouch bad times
desertpunk75 11
Who are you? The ex-virgin Mary?
becca1277 0
My stepmom tried to make me let them do an internal ultrasound! I wouldn't let them just for that reason... dick. not probe.
maxymum7 7
wooah..! soo memorable.. You should now start makin up stories about your first time..!! :p
mindy12182 17
Actually they will do an ultrasound probe on a virgin if the reason behind it is serious enough. I was diagnosed with polycystic ovarian disease the use the device on me and broke my hymen checking for cancerous polyps