Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need a new church, or a new religion! How can you follow a preacher who so loved the world he gave is only son to look up strange ladies' *******...for money?!?!
Wadlaen 24
The preacher has probably seen through you already, and now his son has too😅
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xxlk4xx 6
hat would be awkward! but I'm sure he deals with a lot of other people he knows as well! when I was pregnant with my first, my ob was also my friends dad and I had been to their house for dinner multiple times! but he delivered both my first and second daughter!
Lolamae 9
When he saw your name on the schedule, he should have asked the supervisor to assign someone else.
RichardPencil 32
You need a new church, or a new religion! How can you follow a preacher who so loved the world he gave is only son to look up strange ladies' *******...for money?!?!
Emaliah Rathje 2
OBGYN is his CAREER. It's not just to look at "*******". The whole point of an OBGYN is to make sure a woman is healthy down there. 🤦
Wadlaen 24
The preacher has probably seen through you already, and now his son has too😅
sarahcroy20 12
Unless you actually have any kind of personal relationship with him i don't see the problem.