Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Top comments
Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
marco180 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
aliciastrange 0
wait--aren't ultrasounds for when you're pregnant? why did you get an ultrasound if you're a virgin????
bamxitsxandreaa 8
Sometimes it could be to find out what's wrong with your stomach...or maybe legs or arms. I got mine for stomach pains.
toofine69 0
just call me so all these people can shut up about you not being a virgin. I'll take care of that.
cytoloopy 1
in my life I have heard nothing but horror stories on the loss of virginity. find seone you truly love and then who cares about the ultrasound. at least you didn't lose it in the back of a pickup.
biancster 0
if u were getting an utrasound wouldnt it have been because u thought u were pregnant MEANING u had sex?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Sometimes ultrasounds can be used to detect things like ovarian cysts or causes for overly heavy bleeding.
YoungGuns 0
so did your cherry pop toooo
heatherfeather 4
number 156 is a TARD. I had a vaginal ultrasound when i had a really bad yeast infection and again for a kidney infection. And i dont see how the OP would consider that anything sexual. Those things arent big enough to give you any pleasure. She'd be better off hooking up with a box of tampons...
ItalianFirefly 5
106/156 Your a moron. It's not a fail. They use those probes to also look for Ovarian Cysts and possible fertility problems, problems with the bladder as well as the Uterus you damn moron. Just because she had to get a TransVag Ultra sound done doesn't mean she may be pregnant. You are a FAIL.
lfo555 0
to 146, 148 and all the other morons that think they're cool because ultrasounds are for being pregnant, you're all wrong. Firstly, there are internal and external ultrasounds and they don't typically use internal ultrasounds when you're pregnant since it could be dangerous for the baby, so 149, you're wrong. Secondly, internal ultrasounds are for other problems like ovarian cysts, and I think what she meant was that she may as well have. It is extremely painful (especially for someone who hasn't had sex) because they not only have to put it inside, they have to move it around to see everything so it rubs, stretches, and lost of other nasty things. Finally, a lot of you need to learn how to spell the word "virgin" among other things...
dotaw 0
The exact same thing happened to me!