kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
Casey777 0
hahaha I know how u did that with idoser I did it to it actually works!!!!
suicidalmashmelo 0
- hopes OP just has a weird sence of humour, and does actually realise you have to have sex to loose your V -
giiiiinge 0
no you didn't. losing the virginity is 'penetration of the ****** by a penis'. you're still a virgin, relax.
zeorox 18
So anyone who has only been physical with someone of the same sex is still a virgin?
cr9landinho 0
That's so hott!!!
1733817338 0
how?
jenni_1285 0
she may not have lost her virginity but she most likely lost her hymen. Also vaginal ultrasounds are not overrated, they are way better than a man lol
chikiitaaa 0
better than a man? I really hope you are joking. otherwise FYL
yoogurtisgood 0
since when do ultrasounds=sex? I'm going to the doctors ;)
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
# 67 yes
1733817338 0
whats an ultrasound probe??
jenni_1285 0
it's like a regular ultrasound but instead of looking through the outside of the tummy it's made for the ******. it looks like a long skinny *****.
flyhightothesky 0
.... this conversation is just sad.
pink_shades 0
lol