kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
MeOhMy23
Tazewell, United States
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
ecascio2010 9
sweetie even though it was inside you doesn't mean you lost your virginity. do you wear tampons? and if your Hymen is still intact, then you're still a virgin... sorry.
laideehawk 6
I lost mine to a tampon then.
haha_funny_me 7
even if ur hymen isn't intact u could still be a virgin.... cuz it could break during anything...like vigorous exercise...or inserting a tampon. to lose ur virginity u have to have a penis inside of you. :) (or, if you're a guy, your penis inside of a ******.) thank you and goodnight. lol
skippy182 0
wtf is that all about
XxDarkSatoshixX 0
@112 thats the hymen, and no, it can break in a lot of ways, like vaginal related injuries
keezyisfly 0
Oo we have the same name;; and we both lost are viginity on the same day. idk but that's kinda coincidental (sp) and weird lol (:
linebacker42 0
you are a virgin until you have had any sexual contact with another person oral, vaginal, or with the hands
krispinator 4
OMG all she meant was she never had anything in her vag before.....if she typed it like that, though, the post will never get approved....you have to try and make it funny somehow. And don't worry, same thing happened to me when I was 16. First times for some things just suck.
Cnote231 0
you can only lose your virginity sexually... that's it.
Courtyen 3
Take it from someone with first-hand and textbook experience - she would be called a 'technical' virgin. She has lost her hymen, which is usually lost when first having sex, but she has not yet had sex. Physically speaking, she is no longer a virgin, but in society, she is still referred to as a virgin. Sorry about getting all educational on your asses :)