Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
The only one who could ever reach me…
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Domonator 16
At least the probe won't brag to his all his friends about it. Anyway, was it good for you?
cbutters 0
Was the ultrasound technician hot? also male or female?... please say female....
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Comments (207)
cwl727 33
You are still a virgin.
firelava 12
aren't most ultrasound probe tests to check an early pregnancy? I don't think you're a virgin.
rocker_chick23 27
Wow, according to half the idiots commenting on here, I must have been pregnant at age 9 since I had a TVU to check for ovarian cysts. *Rolls eyes*
thefishmongerman 14
The hymen is never broken, just stretched to the side.
SPN_lover666 27
So many ******* idiots on this thread. I have PCOS which means I have cysts in my ovaries. I am a virgin, and my doctor had to use a transvaginal ultrasound to check for the cysts.
pastea 5
It is possible for a probe or a ***** to break a females hymen aka "popping the cherry" therefore in a sense she would loose their virginity. There is even a surgery that can mend it but it's really not much of a big deal health wise. However if the hymen must be intact for religious reasons the surgery is an option
CrazyV 22
Trans-vaginal ultrasounds are preferred for picking up early or small anatomical changes in the ovaires and uterus, such as ovarian cysts and early pregnancies. This is because TVUS is more sensitive than trans-abdominal ultrasound. Though it is recomemded you use a trans-abdominal if the patient is still a virgin. But that depends on patient age, preference and severity of the condition. Some of the comments here are ridiculously ignorant. Pick up a book or use the internet. Use of ultrasounds range from diagnosis to procedures. They are preferred to pick up intra-abdominal pathology before CTs or MRIs in some countries. Only an idiot would assume OP is pregnant because she had one.