Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
Skinnynikki 4
Who really cares. He's happy anyways.
LiveLaughFML 10
"Like!" it ;-)
xosportsgirl14x 8
He has a sense of humor, grow up. I bet it got a lot of likes, too, because you sound like you whine a lot.
persianjr1 7
Cmon guys. This is ******* hilarious!! We all know were gonna use it.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
What's this Facebook?
urdirtyolduncle 15
A book based on people's faces; facebook.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
It was sarcasm -.-
Miss_Attitude96 24
Then you probably shoulda put sarcasm in parentheses after your comment, or something to distinguish you were being sarcastic. That way we all would've understood.
amanda_say_whutt 9
Really the silent treatment ? Kinda elementary don't ya' think ?
G97Alex 21
Elementary, my dear Watson.
docscientist 10
What's Facebook? (SARCASM)
RinaRina 9
OP- just reply: "At least i don't comment about it on Facebook like some grounded PMS teenage snob" ;P haha
Ranimal 12
Oh wow! Where to begin... #62, the comment by #41 was sarcasm as well, but it seems like you don't really understand the concept very well, so I'll leave you in your own world for the time being. #99, please stop talking. You're not funny, you killed it, big time.
sushi55555 6
she obviously had a reason so she didn't diserve it
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
103- I understand sarcasm really well I just wanted to see ur smartass remarks
evilplatypus 39
107 - There's never a reason for the silent treatment. It's just juvenile. It's BS like that that makes guys think all women are unreasonable bitches. If you have a problem with someone, talk to them like a normal, sensible, mature adult. She definitely deserved it.
J3R3MYY 14
112- *clear throat* SHUT UP BIEBER WANNA BE!!
cjguthrie 8
Yea
theevilduchess 12
Thank you!
enonymous 9
I love how women give you the silent treatment like its punishment. All the guys can attest that it is without a doubt the greatest time ever in the relationship even above sex
Darklord53 0
Geez I hate when my girlfriend gives me the silent treatment. Just be quiet for a few days until he misses the sound of your voice, and be sure not to look at him or notice him. He will be miserable.
komatights 5
#112 - You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper, aren't you?
mduffy08 8
112 - Obvious fail is obvious.
nickolai2014 0
I wish I could thumb that more than once!
RinaRina 9
103: i wasen't trying to be funny, just said what i would suggest her to do :) facebook crycry's are so lame...
thedhanjal 10
Douchebag..
Skinnynikki 4
Not really....just not nice to put it up on Facebook...
KiddNYC1O 22
For your sake, put some pants on.
unhappybitch 8
I know! God girls these days they like to be half naked in their pictures!
soccerchicx9x 5
53- That's a lot different. Guys without shirts is normal. A girl with a picture with her panties makes her look like a ****. Not to mention she's only 15.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
First, a douchebag doesn't have a girlfriend sir, he has aids. Secondly, I think it was a witty comeback to what looks like OP is doing often. Maybe it was a bit rude, but when you're angry, I think that was a moderate reaction.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
its ok 32 its just because they love us and want us to know that they would kill us and themselves if we ever left them. That is true love right there.
LaDeFreakinDa 4
wrong thread :X *backs away slowly*
LaDeFreakinDa 4
*tips hat and runs away to hide in the shame closet*
happyhak 5
*spits out the side of mouth like a bad ass cowboy does when concentrating in a showdown to create tension*
death_dolphin24 0
*kills joke
ohsheet 8
He's such a great boyfriend!
LaDeFreakinDa 4
148- dolphins and jokes? why you gotta kill all the good things in life
Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
Skinnynikki 4
I'm glad when my boyfriend doesn't talk.
Miss_Attitude96 24
My boyfriend gets upset when I don't talk to him. Lol, my friend asked me how I've trained him; cuz he waits for me & does everything I ask him to, & he does stuff without me asking too. He's so sweet.
urdirtyolduncle 15
My boyfriend just hits me :(
Miss_Attitude96 24
:O, You should tell someone! Cuz that's not right for you to suffer abuse! Or kick you could kick his ass. Whatever works.
urdirtyolduncle 15
It's okay. He only hits me because he loves me!! *crazy, psycho smile*
Miss_Attitude96 24
Bu if he really loved you, he wouldn't hit you.
urdirtyolduncle 15
You sound exactly like my psychiatrist!
Miss_Attitude96 24
Oh wow, uh, ok. I don't even have a psychiatrist or want to be one. But it's true, people who love you shouldn't hit you. Or anything violent against you.
sinking_fish 12
Oh, so gullible. *sigh*
Miss_Attitude96 24
Who's gullible? If you're talking about me, I know I am. Lol, & that's why my friends love me so much! I make them laugh! Which is my daily goal in life. That & I'd rather be funny than a stick-in-the-mud.
x_xSublime 0
Obvious troll, is obvious.
Thabb 0
59- obviously that person wasn't serious.. Hehe
Nutty4Muffs 3
I love how, no matter the person, every other comment is thumbed down.
Zomg_Okay 27
That's because every other post was made by the same person...
StopDropNRoll 11
hawaiianfire 0
My dad beats me, yeah yeah! Cool cool!
cjguthrie 8
That's not cool I'm sorry
pancakerocks 1
@124 thats not how it goes. the people at derrick comedy would o so ashamed..
PhilipNotMacedon 3
Apparently fmylife is filled with sexist bastards. Guy likes his girlfriend to shut up? Shower with upvotes. Girl likes her boyfriend to shut up? burn the witch!
AmericanGal21 11
My boyfriend just flat out says I'm annoying lol
KiNGBiGBOy91 0
I think a lot of guys would agree with your boyfriend when it comes to their girls.
Skinnynikki 4
My boyfriend talks more than I do...
baby610 4
You dress kinda slutty for your age just saying. Some people are gonna say I'm hating but I don't care you shouldn't be posting pictures in your undies if you're under 18 at the least.
x_xSublime 0
^I don't think you're hating, you didn't say anything really rude like "you dumb **** go put some pants on" you were rather nice about it. I agree though, a fifteen year old shouldn't be putting that on the Internet, you could get in trouble for distribution of child ****, or something like that.
youngbuck10 9
I think her picture is of a baby bump. That's what it looks like to me anyways. But still cover that up and have self respect. Cinderella didn't have to take her dress off to get prince charming.
Miss_Attitude96 24
I agree: 29, 42, & 44. If you're under 18, you shouldn't put provocative pictures on the Internet, cuz once they're there, they'll never go away. Please, & I don't mean to sound preachy, but think before you put something out there for the world to see.
x_xSublime 0
44- If it is a baby bump I feel pretty sorry for her, after all, according to her profile, she's 15. Lol I like that "Cinderella didn't have to take her dress off to get prince charming". Also 49- you don't sound preachy. It's a good thing to think before you click.
Miss_Attitude96 24
Thank you, 51. Glad to know I make sense.
KiddNYC1O 22
I mentioned something about her wardrobe on a thread above but it magically disappeared.
x_xSublime 0
104- yeah that happens all the time, but I saw it.
J3R3MYY 14
104?
x_xSublime 0
Yes. 104 was talking about how Comments disappear sometimes, as they did in this thread. I assume it was because none of the like 20 replies that were here actually pertained to the comment.
baby610 4
#136 yup they deleted my comment.
GRgoldfish 19
I agree with #4. you should give him the 'I'm going to talk to you so long that you will wish that you were born deaf' treatment, but that's just me.
OcampoFTW 4
Did you like his status?
x_xSublime 0
I would have.
dzesus 0
Looool
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What did you expect? Have you never watched Whitney? Crazy person... Gosh
lalalaski 3
Nobody has watched Whitney...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well they are all missing out on a quality learning experience
natashax21 5
Not...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sorry I forgot to write that in sarcastic font.
perdix 31
*sobs* Leave Whitney alone!! *pouts* Give the show a chance. The very first few episodes of "Seinfeld" and "Friends" were kind of lame until we got to know the characters. I'm not saying "Whitney" will become a classic, but you have to give it a little time.
EnEl_Infierno 15
You should take "Afroman - Because I got high" lyrics to heart, you dope, ydi.
EnEl_Infierno 15
never mind stupid app got me.
Savra_fml 17
Give him a "no sex treatment" and see what his FB status will be then.
Right_Click 12
Assuming he even gets laid..
Iknoweverything 29
I'd say have sex with him, but talk about really boring stuff the entire time, and refuse to shut up. Can't think of a worse punishment than to ruin sex!
thisisafunnyname 12
"When your girlfriend finally stops raping you"
hawaiianfire 0
I'm sure all women know the consequence of withholding sex.... Treat your man right or some **** will!
nikkij1988 0
Ha
shimir 4
Email my gf lol
hayleegirl 0
Haha true that
kathuzada 6
Give him the no head treatment.
awagh666 14
Yeah that won't suck