Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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Top comments
Jimminee 3
Totally a reason to set up ANOTHER party!
ItsaMeLuigi 6
Don't kid yourself, you were never invited.
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Comments (69)
Jimminee 3
Totally a reason to set up ANOTHER party!
liquidfireKAN 0
agreed^ sorry you missed you're party though:(. that would suck. hopefully everyone who attended doesn't think you are a douchebag who ditched all of them.
kcluna 6
I agree with #1 Just make sure that in the next party --it's your day off! :)
DerangedKitten 6
Fyl, that really sucks.
junz_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
use sticky notes to remember?
Mirorbo 27
It has nothing to do with OP not remembering. She was given more work hours than originally planned because there weren't enough staff members around.
mad_hatter0666 22
do you think this comment was aimed at the above FML about the homeschooled kid whose mom forgot what a verb is?
cptmorgan15 2
No. I just think this person has the reading comprehension skills of a dried up dog turd.
partygril378 0
ur funny!!and ur right!!
staceysgenesis16 0
i dont think she really forgott lolol .. well mayb she did ahahaha idk but thatvreally really suxx :[
TheWindowLicker 13
Maybe it was a shitty party!!!! xD. Parties are over rated, in my opinion anyway. They're not even that fun. But fyl, op.
iLazy 0
so you must be quite a killjoy to find parties over rated.
TheWindowLicker 13
Not really, I have lots of friends from all different social cliques(sp?). I just don't go party with them. We go out and such to do other things, but I never go to the parties. I think you assumed to much from one thing O.o.
iLazy 0
It is quite interesting how many ways one can look at a small amount of information. Am I sociopath for saying this?
ItsaMeLuigi 6
Don't kid yourself, you were never invited.
CateXOX 0
Don't get too upset over it, they probably had a better time without you anyway.
SpectSelf 0
damn that's funny
UAintGotNoSkillz 6
8- I hope your saying from expretience
CateXOX 0
48-Many, many years of experience. Life is better when everyone hates you, don't you think?
boygeorgebaby 0
That sucks OP. Did anyone call to see if you were coming to reschedule? I would be really pissed. I would say you should've just left but I know that's not how working works. Sorry, op. FYL.
underguarded 20
This is plain cruel. At least parties can be rescheduled
SpectSelf 0
Life's a bitch sometimes.
zemma_soup 0
was it a party for pants?
abeastmuffin 1
anchorman reference FTW