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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
sadsexer23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Unknown
Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
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CaptainPat 0
if you came before she left then yes it counts.
15thPrestige 0
Dermentologists has studied if you prestige then your penis will grow.0:
HesJustTheBest 0
No you have to buy your way into the prestige leaderboards before it actually starts.
sweet_candy_ 17
Lmao 54 win :)
15thPrestige 0
Yes! <3 sweet candy thx for promoting my comment to a "Win!" [:
bellaec825 4
totally counts
TheCass_ 3
-She put a bag over my head? -Still counts! haha. it's still countsies.
vbmg152 19
Dude, you need to pick a nicer, more sensitive girl next time. Also, don't go giving yourself away to just anyone and everyone! You'll be much happier later in life if you're more choosy about who you have sex with now!!
KittehSayzRAWR 0
In my opinion it doesn't count. And you should think that way too, just so people don't laugh when you tell them about your "first time". Just pretend that never happened.
meintx 9
Ouch, that sux.
hasd234 0
half way in her mouth doesnt count buddy sorry
15thPrestige 0
She was laughing because it was the chrisnas season and so she "was laughing all the way". You have have misunderstood.
Syntax_fml 4
my first time lasted 45 minutes...
15thPrestige 0
45 Minutes with your step-mother.
RedPillSucks 33
That's what happens when you take too long to get your partner aroused.