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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
sadsexer23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Unknown
Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
jewban 3
LOL
kyarush 10
I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying
dumbestdrummer 0
sounds like I gotta get a hooker than
Bees_fml 0
than?
CokokoLa 0
wait first of all a guy can loose his virginity...and second of all can you loose your virginity if you finger yourself???? lol
xJebu 8
No genital to genital contact of opposite sexes. Ha!
supersitter 11
@145 Oh my ******* god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad
udderbutter 15
He's probably not 18
HesJustTheBest 0
If you penetrate, then you lost it. Not the best way to kick off your sex life however.
ShadowPunkChick 1
you don't necessarily have to penetrate to lose it..
Gabbie_1210 8
Rude.
pwincessa23 1
47, what? how other way can a guy lose it then??? I'm curious.
TXjuggalo972 6
getting penetrated?
ygdrassil 17
I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).
crazycornn 0
63 - that was wonderful xDDDD
Jordin_525 0
I bet he called his parents right after.
vettle 6
lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.
sydneydallas 5
64- I bet he cried the whole time.
kimd93 0
I just had seeexxx and it felt so good
MyPaperHeart 0
90- Maybe she was racist.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
TomasT 0
Alone doesn't count...
TheCass_ 3
and it felt so good. haha.
thelittlebeast01 0
wow no one cares what u do
Apple_pie777 0
hahga #18
KupkakeKitten 8
haha @ 4, 18, & 20 not getting the joke!
sixtimessix 0
everytime lonely island makes a new snl short EVERYONE has to over use it. dick in a box all over again
spade1997 0
true 36
jessieeatsbrainz 0
WHEN SHE LET ME STICK MAH PENIS INSUDE OF HERRR xD
GwenBites 0
lmfao
ichikibobivopula 0
and it feeelt so gooood!
Stepherrss 0
As long as you still got IN her, it counts, even if it was only for 10 minutes.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm guessing the count was in the 'seconds' category, hence the laughter and the FML. Although he could have missed entirely and ended up f*cking her leg and cumming on her instead of in her. Would that count?
KoRnLeader 0
or between her folds
urdirtyolduncle 15
5, is that your tongue or your lips? I seriously can't tell :|
katgurl 13
haha damn you 41, it's bugging me to know now too
wolfshadow 4
For first timers, sex barely lasts two minutes.
TheCass_ 3
haha it's totes... tongue?
qbstar 0
lips
foxhuntr 0
the bottom "lip" is her tongue
AjaxF 0
5 put us out of our misery, I seriously think it's her lower lip.
stunner_steph 0
no i think it's her tongue
ichikibobivopula 0
no no it's her thumb
greekgal44 14
or 30 seconds... :)
kateland10 0
it's her tongue just click on the pic and you can see
musicfreak9821 6
From far, it looks like a tongue. but as you get closer it looks more like. huge lips
perdix 31
Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts. If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.
Zmeilerr 22
Perdix, I think you should be a sex Ed teacher, lol.
maronofhearts 19
but in that case perdix did he maintain control all the way through the catch? lol
Po1ntBlank 0
REPTAR!!!!!
Randar 0
Lmao ^
joethemaggio 0
Baaaaaaahahahahahaha that was a good one man!!! I actually lol'd
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D
pedosmurf 7
If it went in you can brag
RedPillSucks 33
Of course you can always use a time stamp... "I'm a 2011 virgin".... Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011. What about farm animals?
Kesler_17 0
Wtf?
austo97 0
he's saying like ex. to stay a "virgin" you could say I a haven't had sex this year yet. so I'm a 2011 virgin or I haven't this month I'm a January virgin.
anoellem 1
You're trying way too hard
xnox 6
You did way better compared to my first time...... ;-)
xxpinkroczxxx 0
o jezz now im afaid to do my boyfriend whos a virgin :-/
phatdaddy62 23
oh jeez. just **** his brains out and you'll both be fine.
kyarush 10
ya **** him within an inch of his life lol
breadfuck 0
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
breadfuck 0
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
breadfuck 0
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.
breadfuck 0
My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.