No one? Speak for yourself, please. OP, FYL. Next time, search for someone less cruel.

So you were a sex queen your first time?

Idk if everyone is bad there first time. My first time lasted 45 minutes and I didn't even finish, but she had 4 orgasms (though they may have been fake idk).

It didn't hurt, I didn't bleed, it felt great, we did it for two hours... Any more unnecesary information wanted? I call that a great first time, eventhough I didn't ******. You don't need to be a sex queen to have a nice and enjoyable first time. I can't help it that those 12 people who dumbed my comment down have had a worst first time.

It wasn't the fact that your first time was great. It was the fact that you wrote like a stuck-up bitch who thinks she's the best. You might not be one, but your comment sure as hell makes you seem like one. And you continue to look like one. My first time was more than great, and I still thumbed down you. The truth is 90% of people do have a bad first time, and there isn't anything wrong with it. Even the best ones out there probably had their first time last a minute.

I really don't get why you think I'm a stuck-up bitch. I even wrote 'please' in my first comment. And I reread my post now several times, and I see nowhere 1) that I don't believe people have a worst first time 2) that I thought I was the best. Really. *rereads comment one more time* Nope, can't see it. If I wrote something like 'Haha, your first time wasn't good? haha you suck, my first time was aweeesomeee, sucks to be you!!' then I would understand, but now..nope. I can't stand generalisations, that's the only thing you can blame me for.

1. I don't see nowhere that I said you believed people don't have a bad first itme. 2. You said please... uh..... so...? If I say "Shut the **** up, please", it's not polite. (This isn't directed you, just an example) 3. You replied to someone talking in general as if they were talking to you, as if they were insulting you personally. 4. I didn't say you're a stuck up bitch, I said your comment makes you seem like one. I even pointed out you might not be one. I didn't phrase it right though, English isn't my native language. I didn't mean stuck up, what I meant was.. vain? snob? arrogant? similar to stuck up I think, but not exactly what I meant.

Apparently it didn't last long enough for him to need one.

Or until Chuck Norris takes it...

you're sick

if you want I'll wreck your ass. you won't even have to wipe. it will slide right out when I'm done with it(;