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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
sadsexer23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Unknown
Lamoni, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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premiermois 5
Hookers still count, buddy.
uberletepoon 10
still counts. I just had sex!
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Comments (165)
legend831 6
yes if u invaded her even for at least 2 sec.
theslayer77777 0
dude sucks too be you but hell ya it counts like i said sucks like a mofo to be you
Fiskars02 2
don't worry. she went out laughing cause her pussy was to loose and your penis didn't fit cause she ***** around 24/7. also, this is why you bone a virgin on your first time, that way the girl thinks your tearing her in half.
Milky54321 0
Dude its not how big the hammer is its how you hit the nail ;) honetly my tip is foreplay the hell outa em and dont worry about spending to much time as long as there begging for you to be inside
honeybunches88 5
Agreed. Sometimes, for me anyway, foreplay is what makes the actual sex so great. Don't go right for it next time. As Milky said, make her want it :)
ShowChoirNikkie 0
My first time was when I was 14 and for an hour
hctk696 0
breakdown of this claim: 2 minutes foreplay 30 seconds of actual sex 57 minutes and 30 seconds crying and apologizing sounds about right...
kingdomhearts3 0
For the life of me I cannot imagine a plausible scenario where the girl would leave half-way through, laughing...I mean...what??? That doesn't even make sense...like you were thrusting and she was laughing and then she left?? WHAT??? I cannot imagine this scenario...
Xxsgkxbiglove 0
Dude. Forplay. Make her beg. Trust me
Martymaxwell 1
According to Lonely Island and Akon it still counts so start singing "I Just Had Sex!"
ijustlaugh 0
Ahw poor thing. I wouldn't count it.
HayleyTheFish 0
my first time was kinda like that. he came in about 20 seconds. but then he fingered me for a while, so it was fine xD